WHO’S YOUR DADDY? (Adults React: Gaming)

WHO’S YOUR DADDY? (Adults React: Gaming)


♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
– (host) Today, you’ll be
playing against each other
in a game called “Who’s Your Daddy?”
(chuckling)
(joining in)
– What?
– Is it sexual in nature?
– (host) No.
– No?
– I hope not.
– Not even a little bit?
– Maybe you’re beating each other up?
Like, “(aggressively) Who’s your daddy?”
– Isn’t it a baby trying to run away
and the dad has to go pick it up?
– That’s a PC game, right?
– (host) Yeah!
– Yeah.
– I don’t know that game.
– I saw Dashie play it.
– (host) For this game,
one of you guys plays
as a baby trying to kill itself
with household items
and the other will play as a dad
trying to keep the baby alive.
– Oh, okay, that sounds fun.
– What the [bleep] is this shit?
– Suicidal baby!
– The baby that’s– is the baby
just being a real baby
’cause most babies
are actually trying to kill themselves
with all the stuff that they do.
I have saved my children many a time.
– Then you have an advantage!
– (host) To begin,
let’s get one of you guys
on the computer
on the other side of the room.
– All right!
– All right.
– This is bizarre.
– Let’s do it.
– I haven’t parented yet.
– All my children are still alive,
so I think I’ve got the advantage.
– Let’s do this.
– Yes!
(laughing)
♪ (cheerful music) ♪
– Oh, we’re going?
Where’s my baby?
This isn’t a good start.
What kind of father am I?
– “Mom should be home by 4:00.”
– (gasps) I’m in a crib.
– You’re– what?
Where are you, little jerk?
– First of all is to find
the fricking baby.
Where is it?
– Are we started?
(gasps) Oh.
– This is totally like, uh,
mom’s out of the house,
dad’s babysitting fail.
– Are you in the kitchen?
Oh gosh!
– (whispering) Oh yeah!
– I need to watch out for you in here.
– Okay, so I gotta find the baby now.
– What would I do if I had a death wish?
– Ah, I found you!
– Oh, wait, are you’re supposed to– no!
– I don’t know what
I’m supposed to do with you.
– (chuckling)
– I’m gonna take this ball.
– Oh-ho! Hey, that
is the creepiest looking baby!
– (laughing) I can’t see you!
– Oh no, look at this.
Look at– look at you.
I know you can’t see you, but I see you.
Oh, and you’re quick.
– Oh, there you are.
You’re a giant, dude.
– Yeah, dude, what the hell?
You look like you just came–
you’re not even like a baby.
You’re just like a fetus.
– Oh, how did this door get open?
– Oh! (snickering)
– Hey!
– Go, go.
Go baby!
– Is there baby in here?
– Go! Throw yourself off those stairs.
– Go! He’s not– he’s jumping?
Fall, fall, fall.
– Oh gosh.
No, fall– fall on your neck.
Don’t do that. Stop.
– I’m just gonna follow the baby,
just to make sure you don’t grab shit.
– You’re a creepy little baby.
I can’t believe I made you.
– Can I pick you up?
‘Ey! ‘Ey!
– Oh!
– You leave that alone!
– Can I put my fingers in the socket?
– Stick my finger in there.
– (wheezy laughter)
– Nothing’s happening though.
– Oh no!
– Dude, this baby’s creepy.
– What is this?
– Crap, there’s a fork there.
– How do I grab that?
There we go.
Is that a taser?
Oh, maybe I can stick this
inside the light– I mean the socket.
– Oh.
My baby-proofing– oh my Lord!
Uh, there’s nothing over here.
– I gotta get that away from him.
– Oh yes!
– Oh, where is he going?
Oh, crap. I’m throwing stuff.
(in game: gulping)
– Whoa, there’s liquids? All right.
Empty soap, empty bleach.
Let’s get some bleach.
(snickering)
– Get that shit out of here.
(in game: gulping)
– I drank bleach!
– Oh, what?! You did not!
– Oh no! He’s turning green.
– Oh yeah!
Go!
– No!
– I’m sick as a dog.
(laughing) I’m green.
– Do I have an antidote?
Do I have access to an antidote?
Can I bring her to a hospital?
– It’s getting really slow.
– How do I get him better?!
– No! Get– go, no.
– Okay, all right.
Open this.
– I keep jumping instead of running.
Ooh, what’s under there?
– Where you at, baby?
– Now I know what a baby thinks.
Like, you’re like,
“What’s under there? What’s that?”
Like, “Ooh! That’s interesting.”
– I totally know what I’m doing now.
I’m feeding this baby some nice fruits.
– No.
– Here you go! You’re
gonna get healthy again.
– I’m, like, green and purple.
– No, no, no, no, no!
– I’m on an acid trip right now.
– My baby is turning into Hulk. (laughs)
– Can I just, like, hit my head?
– You little punk. Get over here.
– Like, I should still have
a soft spot, right?
– (cracking up)
– I’m not sick anymore ’cause of apples.
Apparent, apples help bleach
and Windex, or window cleaner.
– An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
– I’m going back.
– No! No!
(in game: gulping)
– I’m running into a dangerous room.
Where’s some stuff?
What can I get into?
– Look, we need to have a talk.
– I need to find the toilet.
– We need to have a talk.
– (chuckling)
– You can’t be going around
trying to kill yourself.
– (giggling)
– You are very young.
You have a lot to live for.
No, no, don’t come up here.
– (laughing)
– I’m not sure what I did.
– Eat some fruit.
– The flame, let’s go back to the flame.
– It won’t let me…
– Can I–? Ah!
Wait, who won?
Oh, I just died from poisoning.
– How the hell–?!
I failed as a parent.
– Where’s the first aid kit?
There’s gotta be a first aid kit.
– Haaaaaaa!
– Aaaaaaah!
– (laughing)
– Worst. Game. Ever!
I just ran around, trying to kill a baby.
– No.
You’re staying in there.
No.
– No grounding.
Oh!
– No!
– (snickering)
– Can I put–?
– Move, dad!
– Let’s see something.
– So rude.
Let me live my life.
– I’m gonna…
– Oh!
– Oh, daddy wins!
I’m a better dad than I thought I’d be.
– (laughing)
– Why can’t I take it from you?
– What is that?
– (gasps) Did I take it?
(gasps)
– Oh, okay.
– Ew, why do you jump like that?
– Oh, this is awesome.
– Damn it!
– The fact that this baby–
how did you– how did the daddy win?
– Oh, this baby is amazing.
– Nope, gimme that.
– Guess what’s on the wall over there?
– How do I grab–?
– (snickering)
Oh yeah.
– No! How do I get it out of his hand?
– You’re boxing me out.
– No, stop! Stop, baby.
– “Use baby key on power outlet.” Yes!
– I can’t grab it.
– How do I– is he in my way?
– Daddy wins, yes!
Woo-hoo!
– How did he win?!
I was, like, green and… (growling).
– Yes!
I feel like a dad.
I feel like I should just go grab a baby
and then teach it all the ways
on how to keep it healthy.
– (host) All right, we’re gonna
let you play again,
but this time you’ll switch roles.
– Sweet.
Man, I just feel like
a kid in a candy shop.
There’s just so many ways to do it.
– Rematch!
– Now I’m the dad.
– Now I’m the baby.
– Oh crud.
– How do I get out?
– Okay, where are you, baby?
– Time to kill myself as a bab–
you know, this game is really [bleep] up.
– “Mom should be home by 4:00.” That’s funny.
– Now that I’m realizing what I’m saying.
– I’m gonna go up to where
the baby should be.
Oh, ha ha ha!
– I’m going to head him off at the pass.
I gotta find the bedroom first.
So that’s locked.
Oh, wait. Is he right–?
Come on, baby.
Oh! Whoa, that is creepy!
– Ooh, what’s this?
Something with an outlet,
so I figured it was good.
Maybe I could electrocute myself with it.
– I found a lamp.
– I grabbed some pills,
but how do I take them?
– We’re going outside.
– That’s a good idea.
Is that possible?
– Ha! Psych!
– Argh, my god, that is weird.
It’s like something out of a horror movie.
– I don’t know what I’m doing.
– Oh my Lord!
Turbo speed!
– Oh, wait, baby!
♪ Nah nah nah nah nah neh neh ♪
I feel like I’m on Mission Impossible.
♪ (vocalizing Mission Impossible) ♪
– No! None of that.
– ♪ Where’s the bleach cleaning products? ♪
(in game: gulping)
♪ Drink, drink ♪
♪ All, all of this, yeah ♪
– (laughing) Oh my god!
No! No, baby!
– Dad, I don’t feel good.
– No!
– Dad.
– No, no.
– Dad, I don’t feel good.
Stand there, dad.
– Oh, I– see, I just up
and went to all these cleaners
and that’s not good.
– (snickering)
– Oh, I guess I should pick them up
and put them somewhere else.
– (groaning)
– I’m just trying to get away from the dad.
Trying in a timely manner of some sort.
(in game: gulping)
– Okay, all right.
Okay, all right.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
(in game: munching)
(devious laughter)
– Oh, you just ate a little paper.
– Oops, look at me.
I’m, like, put the can on floor from–
(in game: gulping)
Oh, he’s doing my strategy.
– Yeah, I got it.
– Aw, son of a–
– (snickering)
– Yeah, your health is depreciating.
– I’ve got eyes on the baby.
Oh no!
(in game: glass shatters)
(laughter)
That’s broken glass!
– Shards!
– How’d he get that?
– Let’s go!
– No!
– Baby rampage!
– I’m dying.
– Are you?
– (sniggering)
– What did you drink?
Oh, you are dying.
Go lock yourself in a closet.
– (wheezy laughter)
– And think about what you’ve done!
– Dad, what’s happening?
– Where are you, you little slippery…
You’re grounded. That’s it.
– Did he go in the kitchen?
There he is.
What could it be in there?
– Okay.
– What if I dropped the hammer
on the baby by accident?
– Eat it all!
(in game: munching)
– What is he eating?
– Mine!
– No!
– What is this?
What’s in here?
– There’s two doors on this?!
I gotta grab an apple.
– I’m glowing!
– What kind of– (growling) he’s dying!
– What’s happening?!
– Come here, baby.
– It’s looking like he’s dying.
– He’s tripping.
He’s slowing succumbing to death.
Fine, have it your way.
Here, fry if you want.
– Yeah, just do it.
Just put me out of my misery, dad.
– (laughing)
– ‘Cause you failed as a parent.
– I’m killing you!
– I’m already dead.
– He’s already dead.
I’m a bad parent, I know.
– Hey, guess what? (revving up)
– No!
(breathless laughing)
I don’t think babies
go that fast in real life.
– He’s like, “Let’s play basketball, son.”
– Oh gosh.
– Come here, baby.
– I am, like, on acid.
– I’ve lost sight of the baby.
– What–? Can I eat this?
There we go.
– Grab the orange.
“Can I eat this?”
It’s never a good sign!
– I’m just– you know
it’s always a good day
as a baby when you can drink paint.
– Oh no! Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
You need to– no!
You need to eat the fruit, baby.
– Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! That looks nice.
Don’t give me food!
– That’s right.
– Stop!
– (fatherly voice) Son,
I’m here to take care of you.
– (gasping)
(cabinet swings open)
Oooh, hell yeah.
Drink– drank some soap.
– You’re gonna win.
Five percent left, you’re good.
Six, five…
(in game: munching)
Two…
(in game: munching)
And you’re dead.
Baby wins.
– (gasps and squeals)
(laughing)
– No!
– Open the lid.
– No, baby! No, baby!
– Hey!
– (sighing)
– Can’t you see that
I want somewhere to live?
– No.
– Oh, I’m dead.
– I drank some chemicals
and now the world–
ow, I just hit myself in the head.
– Ew!
– (gasping) Good!
– That’s the first time
seeing this stupid baby.
Like, come here!
– The world is so colorful now.
– It’s not like having a baby.
It’s like having a dog ’cause it’s fast.
– How dare you, sir!
(both chuckle)
– I won!
– How did you win?
– I just, like, stepped on it.
Time ran out, so default– by default.
– This is nice.
Go– hey, go ahead.
It’s Stewie Griffin.
Go– go ahead. (snickering)
(dryer shuts)
– Oh shit!
– That’s– (laughing).
That’s evil, man.
Oh, he’s singed!
– (fatherly voice) That’s not a good idea.
Driving a car at your age
is never a good idea.
Oh, come on.
– (giggling) I’m suffocating myself.
– What?! No!
(overlapping speech)
Where is he?!
– Burning myself.
I will die a valiant death.
– Where’d he go?
– Die, baby, die!
– Is he in the cabinet?
– Am I dead? Yes!!
– Gosh dang it.
– Yes!
– What did he do?
– (laughing) I killed myself with the car.
I put it in gear and I just pressed the gas.
(laughing)
– It’s the stupidest game I have ever seen.
– This is not far from real life
if you don’t know what you’re doing.
If you don’t know what you’re doing
and you’re not baby-proofing,
that’s exactly what they will do.
– I mean, it’s a fun game,
but let’s not practice it in real life.
(laughing) But for games, it’s great.
– Thanks for watching this episode
of gaming on the React channel.
– Thumbs up for excellent parenting!
– Recommend a game for us
to play next in the comments.
– Subscribe for more parenting tips.
– Bye, guys.
♪ (old-school video game music) ♪

100 thoughts on “WHO’S YOUR DADDY? (Adults React: Gaming)

  • September 11, 2016 at 1:11 am
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    They should still react to Dashiegames

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  • September 11, 2016 at 1:12 am
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    Please breakdown Sucker for Pain

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  • September 11, 2016 at 2:04 am
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    t.a.b.s

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  • September 11, 2016 at 2:04 am
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    Overwatch

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  • September 11, 2016 at 2:05 am
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    gmod

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  • September 11, 2016 at 2:30 am
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    TEEN REACT TO JOE SUGG

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  • September 11, 2016 at 2:42 am
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    Gaming React To: Days Gone Gameplay

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  • September 11, 2016 at 4:23 am
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    The heck?!! That game is so twisted!

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  • September 11, 2016 at 4:59 am
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    They should give Warframe's first questline "Vor's Prize" a spin, maybe even "The Archwing" or "The Second Dream" afterwards πŸ˜›

    Or perhaps DooM 2016

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  • September 11, 2016 at 5:12 am
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    PLAY UNDERTALE!!!!!!!PLZ!!!!!

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  • September 11, 2016 at 5:23 am
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    0:33 Who is Dashie that she is referring to?

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  • September 11, 2016 at 5:25 am
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    Teens React to Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney for Nintendo DS

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  • September 11, 2016 at 8:16 am
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    please do kids react to ssundee

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  • September 11, 2016 at 8:49 am
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    YESSSSS!!!! You finally made this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • September 11, 2016 at 11:08 am
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    Do a react to one puch man!

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  • September 11, 2016 at 11:29 am
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    React To ROBLOX

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  • September 11, 2016 at 11:41 am
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    Remember when some of these people were in teens react?

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  • September 11, 2016 at 12:20 pm
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    Please Mad father!!!

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  • September 11, 2016 at 12:57 pm
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    Gaming react to RE7 demo

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  • September 11, 2016 at 2:16 pm
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    (Teens React Gaming) Plz play Attack On Titan: Wings Of Freedom!!!

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  • September 11, 2016 at 2:34 pm
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    Teens React Gaming The Elevator Ritual

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  • September 11, 2016 at 4:28 pm
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    Me when i saw this video :

    YES, YES

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  • September 11, 2016 at 6:49 pm
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    Request/ elders gaming CS:GO

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  • September 11, 2016 at 6:57 pm
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    That baby is really creepy..not playing this

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  • September 11, 2016 at 7:09 pm
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    I love the interface

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  • September 11, 2016 at 9:46 pm
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    leafyishere

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  • September 11, 2016 at 10:32 pm
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    Ohh react to play with me

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  • September 12, 2016 at 1:23 am
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    I'd love to see more adult reactions to games.

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  • September 12, 2016 at 2:54 am
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    lol he wait he's a guy that I know lol

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  • September 12, 2016 at 3:15 am
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    this was so funny oml

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  • September 12, 2016 at 3:18 am
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    do mad father

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  • September 12, 2016 at 7:17 am
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    This was hilarious! Have teens or elders react to this game also por favor

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  • September 12, 2016 at 8:53 am
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    DACHIE, DACHIE

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  • September 12, 2016 at 9:30 am
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    Where Dashie squad at?

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  • September 12, 2016 at 12:08 pm
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    teens react to dragon city or monster legands!!

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  • September 12, 2016 at 12:18 pm
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    React to Attack on Titan: Wings of Freedom!

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  • September 12, 2016 at 2:48 pm
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    React to Undertale PLEASE!!!!!

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  • September 12, 2016 at 8:37 pm
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    Teens Play Doom 2016.

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  • September 13, 2016 at 12:29 am
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    heeeyy

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  • September 13, 2016 at 1:03 am
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    ELDERS REACT TO SIA – THE GREATEST

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  • September 13, 2016 at 3:05 am
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    lady: I saw dachie play it me: you are bae

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  • September 13, 2016 at 6:33 am
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    "I saw dashie play it" 😍

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  • September 13, 2016 at 7:46 am
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    Teens play the park

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  • September 13, 2016 at 10:07 am
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    Please react to Furiko (Pendulum)

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  • September 13, 2016 at 11:45 am
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    HAHA BABY RAMPAGE

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  • September 13, 2016 at 4:13 pm
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    one of them had bosleys short from fug

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  • September 13, 2016 at 4:33 pm
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    :O

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  • September 13, 2016 at 6:04 pm
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    make them play five nights at Freddy's

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  • September 13, 2016 at 8:16 pm
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    oh

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  • September 13, 2016 at 8:45 pm
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    React to TGFbro

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  • September 13, 2016 at 11:02 pm
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    Please let teens react to ihascupquakes notice me senpai song!!!! PLZZZZ!!!!

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  • September 14, 2016 at 1:31 am
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    try far primel

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  • September 14, 2016 at 2:02 am
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    anyone reacts to runforthecube gummy rat

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  • September 14, 2016 at 3:27 pm
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    Play Overcooked! πŸ˜ƒ

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  • September 14, 2016 at 10:02 pm
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    Someone on Funnyjunk claims to have made this game.

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  • September 15, 2016 at 2:01 am
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    pug life

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  • September 15, 2016 at 9:54 am
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    Next let the elders play the game

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  • September 15, 2016 at 1:41 pm
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    this was funny

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  • September 15, 2016 at 2:21 pm
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    goose night of scares

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  • September 15, 2016 at 7:15 pm
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    yandere sim!

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  • September 15, 2016 at 8:33 pm
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    Teens react to the new Ace Attorney game?

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  • September 15, 2016 at 8:57 pm
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    ayy that dashie reference

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  • September 15, 2016 at 10:30 pm
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    pls do teens/kids react to worms armaggedon

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  • September 15, 2016 at 11:04 pm
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    Hahahahahah πŸ™‚ 8)

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  • September 16, 2016 at 12:25 am
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    You should do teens play overcooked!! plzz

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  • September 16, 2016 at 3:16 am
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    make teens play yandere simulator

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  • September 16, 2016 at 4:36 am
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    Thanks for making this video

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  • September 16, 2016 at 8:31 am
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    Cool

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  • September 16, 2016 at 10:40 pm
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    Teen react to undertale

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  • September 17, 2016 at 2:24 am
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    O my gosh I am your Big fan

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  • September 17, 2016 at 2:55 am
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    battle front

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  • September 17, 2016 at 7:17 am
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    can you do Teens react to undertale

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  • September 17, 2016 at 10:44 am
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    And elderly react to yandere simulator

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  • September 17, 2016 at 2:19 pm
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    teens react to undertale

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  • September 17, 2016 at 3:43 pm
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    You should react to Jessii vee.

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  • September 17, 2016 at 8:52 pm
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    Teens react to undertake plz!

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  • September 17, 2016 at 10:41 pm
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    For the aussies Do Teens React To AFL

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  • September 17, 2016 at 10:41 pm
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    KIDS REACT TO FNAF 1 2 3 4 and fnaf world and sister location

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  • September 18, 2016 at 3:29 am
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    Daddy: You're not even like a baby, you're just like a fetus.

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  • September 18, 2016 at 8:23 am
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    SHE WATCHES DACHIE!

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  • September 18, 2016 at 11:55 am
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    The Mission Impossible theme was catchy~

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  • September 18, 2016 at 12:21 pm
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    TEENS REACT TO DASHIEGAMMES
    PLZ DO THIS SHIET

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  • September 18, 2016 at 12:45 pm
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    Teens eat the werst candey ever

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  • September 18, 2016 at 1:14 pm
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    I acherly tought that you had a real child and dog

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  • September 18, 2016 at 1:43 pm
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    ELDERS REACT TO MANHUNT 2

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  • September 18, 2016 at 1:45 pm
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    "You're not even a baby.You're just a fetus."

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  • September 18, 2016 at 3:51 pm
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    play < rides with strangers > pls

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  • September 18, 2016 at 11:59 pm
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    teens react to titanfall 2 when it comes out!

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  • September 19, 2016 at 1:00 am
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    What about gnat sister location! Do that!

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  • September 19, 2016 at 1:01 am
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    I meant fnaf sister location!

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  • September 19, 2016 at 6:02 am
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    can they reackt to people doing water bottle flips and they land it

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  • September 19, 2016 at 8:28 am
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    there's a new updates

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  • September 19, 2016 at 4:04 pm
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    did the girl cosplay Harley Quinn? :p

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  • September 20, 2016 at 10:09 pm
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    Elders Or Teens React To "Yandere Simulator"!!! Please!!!!

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  • September 21, 2016 at 6:55 pm
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    Yandere simluater please

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  • September 21, 2016 at 8:14 pm
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    did you know you could go in the fence

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  • September 21, 2016 at 8:15 pm
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    did you know you could go into the fence

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  • September 21, 2016 at 9:54 pm
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    pokemon

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  • September 22, 2016 at 12:58 am
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    do halo

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  • September 22, 2016 at 2:22 pm
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    Do SPLIX.IO pleaaasse!!!

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