Trevor Noah VS. Joel Embiid – FIFA THROWBACK

Trevor Noah VS. Joel Embiid – FIFA THROWBACK


What does he do again?
What does he do again?
Turns around…
Yaarrrrgggghhhh!
You okay?
Hey what’s up guys?!
So…
Everyone’s the King of FIFA. Alright? That’s what everyone says!
I wanna know who the real King of FIFA is
So ah, I challenged Joel Embiid
You probably know him from the Basketball.
A different sport with the hands.
Apparently ah, Joel is the self-proclaimed FIFA King
Yes, I am the King Of FIFA!
Alright, well let’s see if you’re the King of FIFA
I mean I know I’m not…
But let’s see if you’re the King. Cause I just want to meet the King.
This is how it went down…
Let’s go Joel!
First game.
And you know what’s important about this game?
Is that… It’s just two…
two guys who are really good at FIFA…
just, just enjoying it.
Who wins or who loses in this game… doesn’t really matter
this is just us practicing.
but I mean… if I win it counts.
Come on Diego Costa!
Oh my God.
Joel, how you gonna give me the ball?
How you gonna give me the ball?
Just getting used to the game.
Do you think there’s as much flopping
in basketball now as soccer?
Yes!
I play soccer so I’m kinda…
I flop a lot too sometimes.
Flopping is nice though.
Oh It’s nice! when you get…
when you get whatcha want… it’s nice!
Yeah!
It’s also like a nice way for guys
to let their emotions show, ya know?
Yeah!?
Cause guys cant cry… and then like
flopping is a nice way to cry for a reason.
If you played soccer, what position would you play?
Ahhh, Forward.
Are you one of those tall guys who doesn’t know how to header the ball…
cause you’re so tall the never gave you headers?
Probably.
You know what my favorite thing about like…
A lot of African soccer players?
It’s that like… they never learned how to header the ball, cause they never played with a soccer ball that you can header.
Yeah.
So like we used to play with soccer balls that where so messed up, like they didn’t have the leather on them anymore.
And it would just like scratch your face
if you tried to header it.
When you talk trash, do you ever think of the trash that kids used to talk to you when you started playing basketball?
Oh yes, for sure!
What’s the worst thing someone said to you
when you were playing?
When you started.
Ahhh, I mean… I used to get in a lot of fights
and obviously I wasn’t really physical.
So…
I used to get pushed around a lot.
You used to get pushed around??
Who was that guy?
Get bullied.
It’s funny… It’s funny how I am saying this now
because like, I love being physical on the basketball court.
Umm, but like I used to be like…
It used to be bad, I used
to get pushed around.
Come on…
Benza goal!
He missed! Aww I thought he…
How was that not offside?
This is technically 1…
Oh my God it’s offside?!
Yeah, that should have been offside.
How is that offside?
Because you were ahead of me.
That’s what I’m talking about, VAR.
V, A, R, there we go!
Diego Costa!
Come on.
Keeper?!
Oh you picking the ball up?
Oh, you serious Joel.
That’s 1-1 in my book.
because you gave me a goal.
Yeah!
So… although everyone in the world will know that I beat you in that game, for me it doesn’t count as a win.
I let you win.
Yeah, because you gave me the ball.
So I don’t count that.
Even though everyone else will count it, I don’t count it.
I don’t count that at all.
I won!!!
Alright!
Game two Joel.
What are you gonna do different this time man?
Win.
See, this is what I am talking about…
because last time was a draw.
This is what I am talking about… about basketball players. You guys just give like a generic answer to all, like ESPN or… anyone!
What are you gonna to do differently? Win!
Well, thank you so much for chatting to us Joel.
Thanks for that insight, back to you guys in the studio.
Man, I’m loving the way they move in this new FIFA.
I’m not even gonna lie.
I gotta get…
That’s something I gotta get used to.
Yeah! Like I just…
I like the way the body moves.
Yeah.
I can feel like… the weight of the players.
Like if you where in FIFA…
If you where in FIFA 19,
I would be able to feel…
That you’re like a 7 foot giant, who’s a really soft, emotional guy.
I would feel that, you know?
Goal!!!
Say Ahhh!
AHHHHHHHH!
What does he do again?
What does he do again?
Turns around…
YAAARRRGGGHHHH!
You okay?
Not doing anything.
You got lucky on that one!
Come on Meunier.
He’s trash…
just like you.
Wow!
Penalty!
No.
How’s that a penalty?
How is that a penalty?
Oh!!
Where is the stability in this midfield people?
Goal!!!
Oh!!
Oh!!
What did I just say?
Who we needed!
Who did we need?
Mandzukic tried, did you score?!
Uh huh!
I guess you want a new team now?
Good game man, good game!
Benzema!!!
Modric!!
Kroos.
Was that Kroos? Oh my word.
Even better.
Tony Kroos.
I need to take this seriously…
Put my mask on.
You’re not the only one with a mask Joel.
Do you feel like you’re better when you play with the mask?
Hell, no.
Nope!
I cant breath but I feel cool.
Definitely feel cool.
It’s called, Masked Trev!
What?
What?
Yeeaaahhh!
Is your microphone broken Joel?
something’s gotten real quite in here man.
I remember when my friend Joel would talk to me during the game.
Those where the good old days.
Next!
These are the champions.
Do you want?! Do you want the mask?
Alright, time for us to check out some of the new modes in FIFA 19 Joel.
Survival is the one where like… every time you score,
you lose a player on your team.
Let’s try that one.
Yeah, cause then I am going to have fewer players,
cause I am going to score goals.
and then you’ll be able to catch up with me, which is nice.
Gaaaaahhhhhh!
????????????
Man this is hard tactically…
now do I just try keep it at 1-0?
and play 10 men? or do I try score again?
But then I play you with 9 men.
I mean, don’t get me wrong…
I could beat you with 9 men.
But I don’t know if I want to do that.
I don’t know if I wanna… have that stress in my life.
Wow, Leroy Sane. What a goal!
They should let you choose who the other team loses.
Like um, I think ah… Sterling.
De Bruyne!
YES!!
That’s the worst!
De Bruyne, out!
Why cant they let me??!
Get him outta here.
Why cant they??
Agüerro is, ugh
Tha’s the worst I can lose.
Joel, what if I told you I was only playing at 70% of how I normally play?
I woulda told you the same.
Oh my God, goal.
Ah, that new tap system man.
Gah! I gotta get that right.
Ugh! I gotta get that right.
Let’s do Champions League.
Champions League??
Do it, let’s do a Champions League final.
Ewww, this song gives me goosebumps.
I know, I love this.
These are the champions.
Final of the Champions League.
Real Madrid.
2 years ago I was at this game.
Yeah?!
That must’ve been electric man.
Amazing!
Whew!!
Whew!!
Whew!
Now you gotta team!
How was that a goal?
Now you gotta midfield.
How is that a goal man?
How is that a goal?
Cause it’s Joel Embiid, holdin the controller!
Look at this…
look at this right here, what is this?
What is this? What is that?
What is that?!
That shoul’ve been a goal in the first place.
No man. What’s the… Come on man!
Why’s the guy headering the ball to you?
Why’s he giving you a goal?
What!?
What!?
What!?
Modric baby!
whatchu know about that?
No chance.
Gareth Bale! Baby!
How you gonna predict what you cant stop?!
Gareth Bale!
Why you letting him run?
Ah, If that’s not offside it’s over.
That’s not off side?
Oh my God, I though he wasn’t offside.
Wow.
I thought he wasn’t offside.
Wow.
Oh my God.
Wow.
You got… oh my God.
You gotta play the whistle Joel,
that’s what my coach in high school used to tell me.
You’ve got to play with the whistle.
Boo!!
You know what I like…
is you’ve got finals face right now.
Special type of face man.
losing in the finals??
A wise man once said…
There’s no point in going to the finals, if you don’t win!
I don’t know who that was, but he was a wise man.
You know what is 3?
Nah.
Three championships!
That’s how many I’ve got.
Three championships.
In the words of Mourinho, three.
Three.
You know that?
You must show me the respect I deserve.
Can I get some respect?
Can I get the respect I deserve? Three.
That was funny. Can I get some respect?!
Yo Joel, thank you my dude.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate your time.
You let me know when we’re doing this again man!
We definitely gotta do it again.
You gotta practice,
you gotta find your team.
I’m gonna find my team.
I know my team. You were using my team.
Oh, okay.
You were using my team!
I said do you want to use Real Madrid?
I have this on tape.
No, I let you use my team.
Okay.
Cause I didn’t wanna kick yo ass.
Okay, you had Ronaldo though.
Football is played with 11 men.
and Ronaldo is one of them.
He’s 1 of… 1 of 11.
Ronaldo can’t be the team by himself.
Let me tell you something…
if I had Joel Embiid on my pickup basketball team
I think that would make a bigger difference
than all the other guys on my team.
That would make a difference.
My dude, thank you so much man.
I appreciate it.
Ah man, this was dope!

100 thoughts on “Trevor Noah VS. Joel Embiid – FIFA THROWBACK

  • October 17, 2019 at 1:40 pm
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    Thanks for watching! πŸ™ŒπŸΎSubscribe & turn on notifications to find out when I upload new videos! http://bit.ly/SubscribeTrevorNoah

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  • October 17, 2019 at 2:22 pm
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    I love the JosΓ© impression at the end πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
    TrevorπŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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  • October 17, 2019 at 2:23 pm
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    I always cum early 🀣

    Edit :come

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  • October 17, 2019 at 2:24 pm
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    "you okey" πŸ˜‚

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  • October 17, 2019 at 2:27 pm
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    πŸ’•πŸ’•

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  • October 17, 2019 at 2:33 pm
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    I wanted comedy but I’ll watch this again I guess πŸ˜†

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  • October 17, 2019 at 2:34 pm
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    Trevor-"come on Meunier"
    Joel- he's trash

    Just like you!
    Hahaha Joel is Mad

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  • October 17, 2019 at 2:39 pm
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    How tf could they mistake Bayern for BarcaπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

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  • October 17, 2019 at 2:41 pm
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    EA please hire Trevor!

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  • October 17, 2019 at 2:41 pm
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    I know nothing about this, I thought FIFA was a French Poodle.

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  • October 17, 2019 at 2:42 pm
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    This was truly fun to watch πŸ’―πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎβœŠπŸΎ

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  • October 17, 2019 at 2:51 pm
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    Hold up how is he playing with Juventus with their logo and kits, didn’t fifa lose Juventus to PES

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  • October 17, 2019 at 2:52 pm
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    Spot on Mourinho impression

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  • October 17, 2019 at 2:52 pm
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    if only you were that good on stage πŸ˜› <3 much love Trevor

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  • October 17, 2019 at 2:56 pm
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    Why are you playing fifa 19 instead of fifa 20

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  • October 17, 2019 at 2:58 pm
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    Netflix : are you still watching?
    Me and my girl : 6:01

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  • October 17, 2019 at 3:00 pm
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    The king of fifa is lootboxes

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  • October 17, 2019 at 3:01 pm
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    Am no a FIFA fan but since Trevors face is here gotπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • October 17, 2019 at 3:03 pm
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    I want the rematch on FIFA20

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  • October 17, 2019 at 3:08 pm
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    Lol the mourinho impression is hilarious….trevor is in america but still follows soccer…thats hard to do.

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  • October 17, 2019 at 3:10 pm
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    This was awesome. Love it!

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  • October 17, 2019 at 3:16 pm
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    As A German, having played football 8 hours a day 30 years ago in summerdays with boys and girls of all ages in my village. Not knowing about drugs in sport or rigged jurys and bought "SommermΓ€rchen" or whole wordl championships in what was revealed to be one of the most corrupt businesses worldwide, the reaction of a South African boy playing Toni Kroos and having fun in a drug free game of FIFA actually makes me think about giving football a second chance.
    With a controller.
    And maybe a beer or two… and some friends.

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  • October 17, 2019 at 3:19 pm
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    It's called masktcraft🀣🀣🀣🀣
    I love you trevor

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  • October 17, 2019 at 3:20 pm
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    β€žWir sprechen DEUTSCH! Deutschland ΓΌber Joelβ€œ Hahahahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • October 17, 2019 at 3:22 pm
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    So Joel misses a penalty but scores from that tight of an angle

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  • October 17, 2019 at 3:27 pm
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    Trevor: "What are you gonna do diffrnt this time man"
    Joel:"Win"
    😁😁😁my kind of guy. We dream big.

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  • October 17, 2019 at 3:34 pm
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    please Help us by Sharing, so that the world knows it
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6uWfe7fUGww

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  • October 17, 2019 at 3:59 pm
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    Seriously how old are you people.Well you know the old saying the different three minute boys are the price of their toysπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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  • October 17, 2019 at 4:02 pm
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    It's not SOCCER!!!! It's Football!!!!

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  • October 17, 2019 at 4:06 pm
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    Hei Trevor why don't you ever talk about the gaming industry problems? for years now gaming companies have made a monetization methods that is harming people in real life and the government around the world, including the US, are discussing on how they can regulate it and are doing a investigation towards lootboxes and how they are harmfull to others.
    Mutliple countries have now released the finding from the investgation where they found evidence that how "microtransaction" it was created are harmfull and multiple gambling experts have said that the lootboxes do have allot of similarity to the casino machine.

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  • October 17, 2019 at 4:09 pm
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    Idk who Joel macbee is

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  • October 17, 2019 at 4:17 pm
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    Doesn't look to me like any of you would beat me in a FIFA game

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  • October 17, 2019 at 4:22 pm
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    Racist trevor suck..lol..trump 2020

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  • October 17, 2019 at 4:26 pm
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    Trevor who do you support?

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  • October 17, 2019 at 4:36 pm
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    This is the best thing EVER!

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  • October 17, 2019 at 4:45 pm
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    With all your sound ability, I was surprised I did not hear a voovoo zuela πŸ˜‰

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  • October 17, 2019 at 4:52 pm
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    Trevor like a seven year old. πŸ˜‚

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  • October 17, 2019 at 5:21 pm
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    People playing a game getting paid more than people working saving lives in hospitals? the world is fucked!πŸ€”

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  • October 17, 2019 at 5:22 pm
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    I didn't even know what fifa was (I don't watch sports people .. don't bite my head off ) but i loved watching you guys. I laughed the whole time . I'd watch you two play fifa anyday . πŸ’™πŸ’™

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  • October 17, 2019 at 5:40 pm
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    Fifa sucks EA is a cancerous tumor on gaming

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  • October 17, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    When do we see a stand up comedy sim game, though?

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  • October 17, 2019 at 6:11 pm
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    Give this man The Respect! You know? The respect? No? ok

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  • October 17, 2019 at 6:14 pm
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    nobody passes me the "controller" i play hard & i play loud i play to win πŸ˜‰ i watch more than i play and im okay with that, just as im not allowed in the kitchen……lmfpo πŸ˜‰

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  • October 17, 2019 at 6:22 pm
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    Yes folks ..the daily show was just beaten

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  • October 17, 2019 at 6:42 pm
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    Love you Trevor. You're so adorable when you get excited about something. ❀

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  • October 17, 2019 at 6:45 pm
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    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚this just over-lightened my mood

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  • October 17, 2019 at 7:56 pm
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    Flopping is what ruins football (soccer).

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  • October 17, 2019 at 8:31 pm
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    "ion know who he was, but he was a wiseman"

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  • October 17, 2019 at 8:44 pm
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    i love the way trevor pronounces Toni Kroos, it's hilarious

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  • October 17, 2019 at 9:19 pm
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    VAR!!!

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  • October 17, 2019 at 9:21 pm
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    Trevor.. if I ever played you, I would use you to eat fufu

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  • October 17, 2019 at 9:35 pm
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    Good looK^

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  • October 17, 2019 at 9:39 pm
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    The 27 people that disliked this suck at FIFA, Basketball & life!

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  • October 17, 2019 at 9:39 pm
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    Trevor is going to teach M3 Hockey now… 2019tweet

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  • October 17, 2019 at 9:52 pm
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    Cameroon stand up

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  • October 17, 2019 at 10:21 pm
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    FOOTBALL

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  • October 17, 2019 at 10:30 pm
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    When you get caught cheating 7:23 lmao

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  • October 17, 2019 at 10:53 pm
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    Trevor know how to make excuses πŸ˜‚

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  • October 17, 2019 at 11:15 pm
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    That reminds of a very specific episode of Black Mirror….

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  • October 18, 2019 at 1:02 am
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    God, Trevor looks like he smells so good!

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  • October 18, 2019 at 1:22 am
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    Trevor the billionaire ass kisser and celebrity chaser.

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  • October 18, 2019 at 1:24 am
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    It is pathetic how much this man kisses up to celebrities and billionaire while taking cheap shots at progressives. Definitely no where near Jon Stewart when it comes to integrity.

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  • October 18, 2019 at 1:26 am
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    I really loved thisπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • October 18, 2019 at 1:51 am
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    Trevor still likes football even tho he is in america

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  • October 18, 2019 at 2:04 am
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    I love your book I am reading it right now and am at the part with Fifi your dog

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  • October 18, 2019 at 2:31 am
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    Fascinating to see Trevor is familiar with the world of football

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  • October 18, 2019 at 5:29 am
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    Play ocho cinco , fifa beast

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  • October 18, 2019 at 6:26 am
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    Sorry, I don't like this sports.

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  • October 18, 2019 at 7:21 am
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    Wow he's really cool, I wish we could have him over at our house ….

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  • October 18, 2019 at 7:21 am
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    Trevor please be soccer streamer, i will watch it everyday

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  • October 18, 2019 at 7:39 am
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    You have made it Trevor my friend Hanging out with people worth 140mil…

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  • October 18, 2019 at 8:09 am
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    Trevor: You used to get pushed around? who was that guy?πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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  • October 18, 2019 at 9:06 am
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    Something tells me Trevor knew he was the King of FIFA and just chose someone to dunk on. 🀣🀣

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  • October 18, 2019 at 9:43 am
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    why you till playing FIFA19 now????

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  • October 18, 2019 at 12:49 pm
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    I love how he talks trash and then, says "Are you ok?" lol He is a softie.

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  • October 18, 2019 at 2:29 pm
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    πŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ€ͺ "you okay?"
    πŸ€—β˜ΊοΈπŸ˜πŸ˜„ "Come on, you want the mask?"
    This is so fun….

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  • October 18, 2019 at 2:35 pm
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    Who's who

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  • October 18, 2019 at 2:44 pm
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    Embiid LETS GOO LETS GOO

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  • October 18, 2019 at 2:57 pm
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    My Son is the King

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  • October 18, 2019 at 2:58 pm
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    Let Me know when you want me to schedule this match

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  • October 18, 2019 at 5:46 pm
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    The Mourinho impression was GOLD LMAO πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    "Can I get the respect I deserve? Sree!"

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  • October 18, 2019 at 5:47 pm
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    Booh, EA! Booh, FIFA! And booh to all corporate whores who sell out to that greedy dev company to promote such a shitty game series! All the likes for this video come from people who have no clue of what is going on and how FIFA is viewed among gamers!

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  • October 18, 2019 at 6:41 pm
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    We want more! we want more! we want more! we want more! πŸ’ͺ🏽

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  • October 18, 2019 at 8:33 pm
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    Wonder if he's any relation to "Billy Joelle".

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  • October 19, 2019 at 1:14 am
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    β€œThe wise man once said, what’s the point of going to the final, if you’re not gonna win?” HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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  • October 19, 2019 at 5:30 am
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    U ok..?

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  • October 19, 2019 at 8:37 am
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    Do not call it SOCCER!

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  • October 19, 2019 at 10:31 am
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    When South Africa πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ faces Cameroon πŸ‡¨πŸ‡² in the African nations cup πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ only us can understand

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  • October 19, 2019 at 11:12 am
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    Wait… that's a sleep no more mask!!

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  • October 19, 2019 at 1:04 pm
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    Bayern fans dying after they used Barca as their logo…

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  • October 19, 2019 at 3:45 pm
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    πŸ’This was actually Fun to watch… πŸ˜€

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  • October 19, 2019 at 4:56 pm
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    Why are some channels posting old videos as New Videos.

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  • October 19, 2019 at 6:23 pm
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    you can at least write in the title
    " this is a commercial" :

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  • October 20, 2019 at 10:41 am
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    Juventus is overated

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  • October 20, 2019 at 10:43 am
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    This was so much fun to watchπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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  • October 20, 2019 at 10:44 am
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    Don't get me wrong i can beat you with nine menπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • October 20, 2019 at 12:18 pm
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    Hi Trevor you had me cracking up at the Mourinho rant. πŸ˜‚

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  • October 20, 2019 at 12:41 pm
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    I didn't expect that I would finish watching the whole video, but I was smiling the whole time. you guys should definitely do it again.
    How about you guys play on a real soccer field, Trevor? It will be fun to watch!
    And would love to see different people play FiFA with you, especially a real soccer player😊

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  • October 20, 2019 at 3:10 pm
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    Mi hijo te sigue casi todo el tiempo ya compro tu libro BORN A CRIME dice que tu eres GOOD PERSOOON God bless u

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