TOTALLY ACCURATE BATTLE SIMULATOR | TABS (Teens React: Gaming)

TOTALLY ACCURATE BATTLE SIMULATOR | TABS (Teens React: Gaming)


♪ (upbeat video game music) ♪ – “Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.” That doesn’t sound fun! – “Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.” Is it totally accurate? – Is it that game where
you place the enemies around, and then they kind of just do
their own thing in battle? – I actually really wanted
to play this game. You’ll have to face-off
against a different army and you can choose which type of forces
you want to face off, like how many units you have. – (FBE) We’ll see how
many levels you can beat. You have 30 minutes to play. – I think I’m gonna do good. I think I’m gonna do actually pretty good. – Let’s do it! – Let’s do level one. – We have a grid. We have peasant, boxer, farmer, barbarian. – Can I apply as many as I want? – (FBE) Each troop has a certain cost, so you can hire as many troops
as you can afford with the money
that you get in each level. – Oh, okay. – I have 200 money. I guess these are where
the troops are coming from, the enemy troops, and I get to place my troops
where I want to, over here. – I kind of don’t want to waste
my money on peasants, unless I have money leftover. – A peasant is just someone
that has something worth fighting for, and also they’re very cheap,
so I’m just gonna go with 20 peasants. – I think I’m gonna try ten barbarians. – How about a boxer
because, uh, I’ve seen Rocky. I have no idea what I’m doing,
but I’m gonna hope for the best. – Barbarians, boom. There we go! The Dream Team. – Let’s do it. Play! (humming cheerfully) Okay, well, already they look
like they can’t walk, so I feel like this isn’t gonna end well. – Wait, which one am I?
– (FBE) The red guys. – The red, okay. Okay, the armies aren’t that big. – Oh, I think I might be okay. Although I think I spaced them too close because I know they can kill each other. – My gosh, this is violent, even though it’s no blood. – Ah, okay, wait–
I look like I have a chance. – Oh, come on, you got it. Oh, they’re killing each other. Oh my god, no.
You cannot lose this. ♪ (victorious fanfare) ♪
– Okay, that was annoyingly too close. – Wait, I think I can win. We did it! – Take ’em out. Dang. ♪ (victorious fanfare) ♪
Victory! – Yay! – Okay, okay.
All right, we did good. That’s exciting. – All right, round two! – Level two. – So they’re gonna have
barbarians and farmers. So I have 800 this time,
so that’s a little helpful. – I think a shield would be helpful. I’m gonna make a block
up front with the best people. – I’m gonna start with the 650 one,
keep them right there. – I’m trying to place them
all sort of on a line, and then, in the back,
kind of going into a triangle form, so I’m going to see if that works. – Okay, I feel like I have
a pretty strong army. – Okay, the shields are doing good.
I like the shield guys. Oh no, my shield guy is down. Okay, but here comes
the archers and the musket. – Run ’em over, boy– you suck. Yah! Oop, you’re attacking
the wrong people, boy. Okay, so, I think we’re losing. – Oh, they’re all just dying. The (stammering) something
was a great idea. – Okay, okay, okay, those guys
are still chilling back there. Better not hit that resort yet. – Oh no, come on, guys.
You can do this. Ah, shit, they got forks.
Yeah, this isn’t gonna be good. ♪ (game over music) ♪
I died. ♪ (game over music) ♪ – Well, that’s just unfair. – Oh, I just got slaughtered. – They didn’t have
better weapons than us, but they had a lot more people. – Oh my gosh. – Kill them. What are you doing, guys? Don’t just sit there. ♪ (victorious fanfare) ♪
Okay, cool. Okay, I’m doing good at this. – Let’s try it again. Want to fight fire… with fire. – Trying to put a zillion there. – I’m going to throw
as many bodies at them as I can, kind of like Zapp Brannigan,
and then when they’re all dead, I’ll still be surviving. – What if I just unload with farmers? Let’s see how well this goes. – Hopefully this works. – Fight! (men screaming)
– But the sound effects though. They just sound like they’re dying. – Oh, look, all my guys
are stuck to each other. – These pitchforks are comically large. – So our guys over there
are just kind of getting ganged up on, but, yo, it’s cool
because they’re dead. Come on. ♪ (victorious fanfare) ♪
Yes! Fight fire with fire. – It’s kind of an even battle.
Like, both of them are dying. Oh, I won. – Ooh, see my samurai,
my samurai right there. Good work. The samurai is still alive. ♪ (victorious fanfare) ♪
I did it. – Did I win? Ah ha ha ha ha! That’s why you sacrifice
as many people as possible. – That was a lot easier
than I made it out to be. I’m just thinking too much about this. – They have boxers and poachers. – The money is different
every single time, so you have to spend your money wisely. – Barbarians and farmers
served me well last time. Let’s see how we do. – I’m gonna try my luck
with farmers again. – Okay, so let’s hope this works. – This one’s so weird. – Where’s the poacher?
Oh, there they are. I might be really boned, actually. I didn’t think they’d have
bows and arrows. – Oh god, we might die.
We might die. We have about four poachers. I might die. – I don’t think this
is gonna end good for me. We’ll see.
♪ (game over music) ♪ – These guys take a lot of hits.
And he’s dead. – Wow.
♪ (victorious fanfare) ♪ Oh, I won! – Am I winning? Well, he looks
like a pitchfork, but ha ha! – ‘Ey, look at them shots, boys! Stephen Curry with the shot! – Ooh, okay, okay,
we’re doing good still. Yeah! – Okay, I know what to do now. – All my poachers, move back here. They’ll come in later. – Okay. I supposed numbers do
matter a lot in this game, like, because if you
can overwhelm the enemy, maybe you have a chance at winning. – All right, let’s see how this works. Good job, poachers. Good job.
(men screaming) Get ’em! Okay. ♪ (game over music) ♪ Their poachers are just really good. – That level was probably–
I probably made it more difficult than I needed it to be. – Put my samurai in there.
We’ll give it a shot. Don’t kill my samurai! You mu– they killed my samurai. Can I do this? No. – (FBE) Well, time’s up.
You made it to level three. – (sighing) I won the first round,
and that counts for something. – They have shields and spearmen. Hey, I have 2,500 this time. – All right, well, I’ve got
some big bucks to spend. Let’s start with a catapult. – Two cannonball teams. – Maybe cannoncrew would be a good idea. – I like my archers.
I feel like they’re a good backbone. Becoming hardcore now. – Let’s see how well this goes. Oh god. (cannon booming)
Hey– the– the– not too– oh, they’re getting cluttered. – Come on, cannonballs. Come on.
(cannons booming) Yes! ♪ (dramatic music) ♪
(cannons booming) – Yo, this game is so violent. – I feel like this dude died,
but he’s still firing cannonballs, which, frankly, is impressive. I like his commitment. He’s standing in front
of a cannon! Kill him. ♪ (game over music) ♪ He beat a cannon with a spear!
That’s not how cannons work. (cannons booming)
– Oh god. Oh god. Turn around. No!
(men moaning in pain) I think I got too greedy on that one. – Let’s see. Oh, I might win.
♪ (game over music) ♪ (sighing) Lost again. – Just this one guy with the shield.
♪ (victorious fanfare) ♪ Yeah! Okay, cool. – Okay, hey. (laughing) He doesn’t have any shield. Oh my god, if they can’t shoot him,
I’m gonna be so upset. There we go. – (FBE) Well, you beat level five,
but 30 minutes is up. – That was pretty good. I can see myself wasting
so many hours with this game. – Let’s try this again. – We’re gonna shield
each other with shields, and then shield some more. – Three chariots,
and then one peasant. Let’s go! (cannons firing)
(men screaming) – See, I like when
the shields fight the shields because it just looks like
they’re chest bumping. (gunfire) – Come on, come on. – That should clear out a lot of them, but don’t go for our team! And they come back,
killing our teammates… (men screaming) …which is really hurtful in the long run. – Am I winning? Woo!
♪ (victorious fanfare) ♪ Shields are an underrated battle form. ♪ (victorious fanfare) ♪
– Oh, I won. – Two shieldmen versus one. Yes! Yes! He hit him from the back. Yes! What’s going on?
♪ (victorious fanfare) ♪ Victory! Finally! – (tutting) Oh, level six.
Too many levels. – So they have shields
and footmen this time. – Let’s do this. Same teams, everyone. – I’m gonna try and make
this one more organized, so… let’s see how it goes. – They’ve got shields and footmen,
so let’s go shields and vikings. – It looks like I covered a decent amount
of ground this time, so let’s play it. That’s a pretty formation.
They have all shields. – Oh my gosh! Their shield game is strong. My poachers are doing some work– oh no. Nope, we’re dead. We lost, for sure. – It’s just all over the place. – Uh-oh, I might not win this one.
(men screaming) – Well, this is just depressing. ♪ (game over music) ♪ ♪ (game over music) ♪
– (sighing) Okay, I’m tired of losing. – Run, retreat– something– crap! I lost one. – Oh gosh. No! (grumbling) I know what I must do now. They have a wall of shields,
so I’ll times that by two. – Definitely a bunch
of shields in the front. – Archers! – I’m gonna try to do barbarian,
and probably poacher. – Four samurais.
We will win this! Oh, and someone already died.
Great, good to know. – Crap, they still have
more shield people. Those guys are running away.
Hey, why are my people running away? Turn around! – The amount of times
that I’ve had to chant the words “kill” and “die” and “murder”
in front of a camera is just really weird. So… but on that note, DIE!!! – Oh god, he got stabbed in the back. I think it’s kind of spread out. You gotta spread out more
because everybody died, like, right away. ♪ (game over music) ♪
– (sighing) Oh my gosh. – Kill him, kill him, kill him.
♪ (victorious fanfare) ♪ Victorious! – The last survivor is a fricking player. That took them a while to pin him down. – Let’s try this again. – I think if they’re
all on top of each other, they couldn’t do their job. – Let’s try this one now. – See, this seems like a good fight now. Come on, let’s go. – I think I’m going to win.
Okay, maybe not. – Destroy– oh god, that came
from one of our archers. Oh! Dang, that’s
Stephen Curry right there. ♪ (game over music) ♪
– (sighing) Defeat. – He’s wobbling. Oh, in the leg. Yes! (groaning) – (FBE) Okay, that’s all the time
we have for you today. – It was actually really fun. – That was so intense, like,
you think you’re gonna win, and then you don’t. – Perfect. – Yeah, I won. – It’s really fun
and I’m glad I don’t own it because I’d be addicted to it, and I wouldn’t stop until I won. – That was a lot of fun and really cool. It was just so stressful. Watching my players die
was very depressing– over and over again. – It really does make you think, and then, when you finally beat
that one level that’s been killing you a thousand times,
it’s a good, like, wow! – Thanks for watching us play
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator on the React channel. – Thumbs up for more gaming episodes. – Subscribe. New gaming
episodes every week. – See you guys next time. – Hey, guys, I’m Megan,
one of the producers of the React channel. Thank you so much for watching
this episode of gaming. If there’s any other games
you want to see our reactors play, please let us know in the comments.

99 thoughts on “TOTALLY ACCURATE BATTLE SIMULATOR | TABS (Teens React: Gaming)

  • December 3, 2016 at 3:44 pm
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    TEENS REACT TO MRS.POTATO HEAD(OFFICIAL VIDEO) – MELANIE MARTINEZ

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  • December 3, 2016 at 5:03 pm
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    Kids React to P!ATD!

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  • December 3, 2016 at 5:12 pm
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    teens react to RWBY

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  • December 3, 2016 at 5:18 pm
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    Can they please play Xcom 2 another strategy game like this one.

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  • December 3, 2016 at 5:19 pm
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    Teens React to RWBY

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  • December 3, 2016 at 6:18 pm
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    teens react to soccer fails

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  • December 3, 2016 at 7:02 pm
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    can teens react to titanfall 2. or doom.

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  • December 3, 2016 at 7:25 pm
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    teens react to donald trump vs hillary Clinton erb !!!!

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  • December 3, 2016 at 7:26 pm
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    Teens react to SKAM a Norwegian tv-serie

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  • December 3, 2016 at 7:53 pm
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    Teens react to wwe 2k17

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  • December 3, 2016 at 8:21 pm
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    They should react to Resident Evil 7.

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  • December 3, 2016 at 9:10 pm
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    you should definitely REACT to Expendabros

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  • December 3, 2016 at 10:02 pm
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    do the next update

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  • December 3, 2016 at 11:22 pm
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    Teens react to Rupaul's drag race 🙂

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  • December 3, 2016 at 11:53 pm
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    FUTURAMA REFERENCE can you find it

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  • December 4, 2016 at 12:05 am
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    Teens react to It's Always Monday ??

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  • December 4, 2016 at 12:11 am
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    hello neighbor

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  • December 4, 2016 at 1:38 am
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    Teens react to heelys!!!!#!!!!

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  • December 4, 2016 at 2:04 am
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    When he said Yes, Victorious! did anyone else start singing P!ATD

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  • December 4, 2016 at 3:22 am
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    TEENS/ADULTS REACT HELLO NEIGHBOR

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  • December 4, 2016 at 4:10 am
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    Teens react to Hello Neighbor!

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  • December 4, 2016 at 4:29 am
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    TEENS REACT TO LAST OF US PART 2 PREVIEW TRAILOR

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  • December 4, 2016 at 5:25 am
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    TEENS REACT TO SMITE

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  • December 4, 2016 at 7:17 am
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    Teens react to Hello Neighbor, would be great!

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  • December 4, 2016 at 7:24 am
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    Please react to bad lip reading!!

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  • December 4, 2016 at 9:08 am
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    Elders react to terraria

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  • December 4, 2016 at 11:08 am
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    do fnac!! five nights at candy

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  • December 4, 2016 at 12:22 pm
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    roblox phantom forces

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  • December 4, 2016 at 1:01 pm
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    6:45 He's standing in front of the cannon, kill him!!! epic 1 vs 1

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  • December 4, 2016 at 1:12 pm
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    Teens react to, Poppy the Youtube Channel!

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  • December 4, 2016 at 1:47 pm
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    TEENS REACT TO "EVAN"

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  • December 4, 2016 at 1:51 pm
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    How abt anoyne reacts to "This Is Not A Game"? 🙂
    … a great non-game xD

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  • December 4, 2016 at 2:54 pm
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    the girl nia luks new amiright?

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  • December 4, 2016 at 5:07 pm
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    Reactors play WWE2K17

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  • December 4, 2016 at 6:02 pm
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    Part two but sand Box with budget 1v1

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  • December 4, 2016 at 6:07 pm
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    Do Teens react gaming: UnderTale

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  • December 4, 2016 at 7:43 pm
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    Do teens reacting to Last Of Us Part 2

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  • December 4, 2016 at 7:54 pm
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    Ohh come on, the game is only available for Windows 7?

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  • December 4, 2016 at 7:58 pm
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    Teens react to" this is not a game" please

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  • December 4, 2016 at 8:28 pm
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    Teens react to hello neighbor

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  • December 4, 2016 at 8:59 pm
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    Teens react to League of legends

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  • December 4, 2016 at 9:49 pm
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    teens react to hello neighbour

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  • December 4, 2016 at 11:19 pm
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    please react to resident evil 7 game

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  • December 5, 2016 at 1:55 am
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    Pls teens react to hello neighbor

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  • December 5, 2016 at 3:47 am
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    why no more walkthrough's lol

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  • December 5, 2016 at 4:53 am
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    do the updated version

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  • December 5, 2016 at 8:50 am
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    do rocket league rumble

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  • December 5, 2016 at 8:51 am
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    8:23 lol

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  • December 5, 2016 at 3:53 pm
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    >plays battle simulator
    >complains about violence
    makes sense

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  • December 5, 2016 at 7:57 pm
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    do zombies ate my neighbours. kinda like the previous retro games react

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  • December 6, 2016 at 12:19 am
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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  • December 6, 2016 at 12:23 am
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    Teens react to 21 savage

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  • December 6, 2016 at 3:15 am
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    kids react to roblox

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  • December 6, 2016 at 4:53 am
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    nia💓💓💓💓

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  • December 6, 2016 at 5:45 am
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    10:40 i guess you could say he took an arrow to the knee???
    eh? eh?

    I'm sorry

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  • December 6, 2016 at 9:42 am
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    Teens react to "Welcome to the game"

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  • December 6, 2016 at 3:27 pm
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    retro gaming double dragon !

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  • December 6, 2016 at 4:53 pm
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    Should do a second episode, the game got a massive update.

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  • December 7, 2016 at 2:04 am
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    I hope that they fix the game to let the units stay in formation. I'd like it if my shields would stay where i put them and march evenly as opposed to just Leeroy in with everyone else.

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  • December 7, 2016 at 5:44 am
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    Plz React to Matt steffaninas dance videos, watch Panda, Don't let me down, watch Sean Lew, Josh price, Big Will Simmons, Gabe De Guzman, Kenneth San Jose, and ask who their favorite dancer is in the dance videos u showed them

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  • December 7, 2016 at 6:20 am
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    play quick draw

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  • December 7, 2016 at 6:39 am
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    Play the elder scrolls 5 skyrim

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  • December 7, 2016 at 11:52 am
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    "This is violent" FFS KMN

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  • December 7, 2016 at 8:56 pm
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    still better than clash royale

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  • December 8, 2016 at 2:07 am
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    WWE 2k 17

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  • December 8, 2016 at 8:16 am
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    2:19 😜😜

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  • December 8, 2016 at 10:55 am
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    i love REACT

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  • December 8, 2016 at 9:45 pm
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    Tabs is not violent

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  • December 9, 2016 at 12:57 am
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    Teens play Emily is away

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  • December 9, 2016 at 1:16 am
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    Play wwe 2k17!!!!

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  • December 9, 2016 at 4:30 am
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    dang this was ore recorded a long time ago,

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  • December 9, 2016 at 4:54 am
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    "Oh my gawsh this is Violent" Almost made me kill myself.

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  • December 9, 2016 at 1:18 pm
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    GOD DAMN!!!……THEY BAD!!!

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  • December 9, 2016 at 5:29 pm
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    "This is violent" you go girl

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  • December 9, 2016 at 5:45 pm
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    omg this is violent

    me:… =_=

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  • December 9, 2016 at 8:42 pm
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    PLAY THIS AGAIN WITH THE NEWEST VERSION

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  • December 9, 2016 at 8:58 pm
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    can u play clash royale?!?PLZ!!!

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  • December 10, 2016 at 12:43 am
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    Clash royale plz

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  • December 10, 2016 at 1:53 am
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    How do i know if these game links aren't bad for my pc virus-wise?

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  • December 10, 2016 at 2:06 am
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    teens react to Evan

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  • December 10, 2016 at 2:18 am
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    That one girl was so good xD

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  • December 10, 2016 at 5:03 am
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    who rachel she reached level 7 so did eric

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  • December 10, 2016 at 5:04 am
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    teens react roblox lumber yard

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  • December 10, 2016 at 9:07 am
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    play the last of us part 2

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  • December 10, 2016 at 5:42 pm
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    Omg this game is so violennnnnt! oh is it?

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  • December 10, 2016 at 8:25 pm
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    Googly eyed blue polygon people bump into googly eyed red polygon people;
    'This is violent!'

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  • December 10, 2016 at 11:54 pm
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    fun game

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  • December 11, 2016 at 3:18 am
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    MOOOOOOOOOOOOORRREEEE TABS!

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  • December 11, 2016 at 3:46 am
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    I have this game

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  • December 11, 2016 at 5:14 am
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    This… this just doesn't seem very accurate.

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  • December 11, 2016 at 7:35 am
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    Lol I thought someone would say "victory screeeeech"

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  • December 11, 2016 at 10:04 am
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    they should play warfare 1917

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  • December 11, 2016 at 1:39 pm
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    can you do the Binding Of Isaac Rebirth/Afterbirth? I would LOVE to see the reaction these people have to it.

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  • December 11, 2016 at 5:52 pm
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    hey it's will

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  • December 11, 2016 at 6:12 pm
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    ßthis game is so violent,….. ever heard of battlefield or call of duty

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  • December 11, 2016 at 8:19 pm
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    Terra tech please play terra tech

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  • December 11, 2016 at 9:30 pm
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    PLAY UNDERTALE GENOCIDE

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  • December 11, 2016 at 10:39 pm
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    damn they're really bad

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  • December 11, 2016 at 10:47 pm
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    react to starcraft

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