Dan and Phil games, Vampires
D: W-where where did you get this? Oh ooh? What is that supposed to be?
P: That’s the bone D: Oh, right
P: They were selling this in the supermarket next to the sweets. I was like that’s really horrible. D: Insta-cop
P: How’s it feel? D: Thank you Phil. Yeah it’s a bit scratchy. Thank you, actually yeah.
P: Put it here, something went horribly wrong in the surgery. This could be useful though
I mean, I could catch things while I’ve got my arms crossed
D: What a great start is the video okay, so here we are spooky week day two. P: Day Two!
D: What are we playing Phil? P: Well, Dan I may have done something you told me never to do again.
D: That is a very long list
P: Yeah, I may have downloaded a strange file onto our computer. D:What do you mean? Come on
P: Well remember sonic.exe?
D:Yes, I don’t think I’ll ever forget that experience.
P:Well the guy that made it made a sequel called Sally.exe D: OH GOD! Phil!
D: Alright, so I know it was a game. P: yeah
D:But when Phil says, “hey, I’ve downloaded an exe file onto your desktop without consulting you”
I’m alarmed. P:
P: I’m sorry D: If it’s real or not
P: It’s all for the sake of science and these guys.
D: Is that the icon? P: let’s get spooky
Yeah, that’s the icon. D: Sally P: Sally D: That-that’s it right there? P: Yeah.
D: File description: Sonic My Love. P: okay?
D: Wow, oh okay!
I’m gonna be bold. P: yup? D: and say that sally is Sonic’s
Psycho girlfriend. P: Oh you think so? D: This is Sonic My Love, Sally, the ring
P: It’s not the name of the pink hedgehog that was in Sonic? D: Phil that’s Amy!
P: Oh okay. D: Pff-God what a fake Sonic fan. P: I don’t know.
D: Do you even look at erotic Sonic fan art on Deviantart? P: No
D: Who does that? P: Um
P: Hit the lights. D: Really? Phil? No. NO.
P: Ooo that’s a nice shade of green that we are now. D: Mm wow
It’s like we have many skin diseases. Okay, right let’s click on this to see what happens. Wait why are you controlling?
P: Well, because I don’t want you to fall off your chair again
D: Oh really, okay. P: and I had a lot of Sonic experience when I was younger, so you’ll be surprised at my dexterity. D: wow
Let’s see how this goes. P: let’s do it. D: Phil versus the Sally
exe file and before this wipes all of my files off the computer. P: Here we go back for more
D:Yep. P: Yeah. D: That’s why we downloaded it. Oop. P: The blue ring of death.
D: Is this Windows crashing? Or is it the game? P: Probably the game
Sally: Sonic? D: Hello. Sonic: Just kidding Sal, the kiss wasn’t that great
Sally: I suppose you can do better? Sonic: Is grass green? is water wet?
D:Uh P: Uhh
D: Phil! P: I’m sorry. D: I told you!
D: Oh oh oh part of the game, part of the game.
P: Oh, I’m scared, I’m scared. I don’t wanna play anymore.
It’s very weird that they’re wearing boots, but nothing else.
That’s what I’m think of. D: And in that one sentence Phil just ruined the entire Sonic universe
Wow, they’re naked all the time.
Up for round two? P: oh no
P: She’s got a mallet
D: That’s Amy. P: oh right. Does she have a mallet?
D: The scariest thing of all was they showed a clip from that car crash Sonic cartoon P:
D: And then was that Sally with brown hair? P: I think so
D: I think that is Amy, Sonic’s girlfriend
So is Sally like this Sonic female character that the world has just forgotten about?
P: Maybe D: and now she’s back for a bit
There’s gonna be a creepy backstory behind this. P: Probably.
Oh, I think it’s making me start because you took too long D: Or is it?
Kyle didn’t want to play with me. What a shame. Are we Kyle?
P: I don’t know. D: Is this what happened because we were trying to bant instead of play? Phil?
P: Uh. D: What’s happening? P: Uh.
D: But I can play with you right? okay. P: It’s got your name again! D: Here we are again.
P: This is so creepy! D: Just looking through my downloads isn’t it?
D: Hello Both: Not not perfect Act 1. P: Act 1, I’m quite scared. D: Sally have self esteem–
Oh look there’s Amy, with a mallet ready to give you a cheeky slap. P: Right-
she loves Sonic, so I jump over him, I think he’s a trap. D: Give him a doddle. Oh
P: Oh. what’s a doddle? D: How do hedgehogs mate?
P: Uh. Lot’s of spikes involved. P: Now’s not the time. P: Yeah. D: He jumped in the ring
P: So they’re gonna run past it. D: Run off run off cuz they got annoyed last time. P: Yeah.
Oh no, I can’t do anything. Here we go. Ahh!
P: I love that noise. D: What happens now? P: oh it’s one of these bonus levels
D: Oh my God these are impossible, and do you remember, these are in the actual sonic game and they are impossible
D: Alright Phil. P: I’m just not going to press anything.
D: D-that’s what you can’t touch right? The goal- P: No you can’t touch that. Oop. D: Ok
D: Oh no no. Other way OTHER WAY. P: Oh Noooooo
D: You suck! P: I’m sorry. D: Oh Phil and his dexterous Sonic expertise
D: Sweet Jesus. P: What’s happening? D: Calm your tits Sonic.
Oh did I die? Oh no. What’s that?
D: There’s a bunny. I’m not aware of any bunny characters and something has happened to Amy. P: I’m sorry Amy
D: I hope that’s just like-uh meatball sauce. P: Right. D: in the leg down there
P: I think it might be a nice Ribena cocktail. Here we go
D: You definitely demonstrated your dexterity P: yeah, no wait and see! D: We’re immersed in the spookiness
P: Kind-f-and-fair. kind and fair! D: Dexterity and reading. P: oh, it’s like casino night zone!
That’s so cool. D: maybe this is the Kindand Fair. P: Oooh
D: Ha Ha Ha hah hah. Wow, it’s like Disneyland. P: It is, look at the fireworks.
D: Quite beautiful actually. P: Everything is pretty, lovely rabbit. D: But you are a side ho of Sonic’s and that means that-
oh player up? P: oh here we go. D: Oh yeah. Go on. What’s this do in the game?
P: Oh, it makes you faster. D: okay. P: Oh, gotta. Go fast. What’s happening?! D: Phil slow down! Slow down!
D: oh no. Jump JUMP JUMP! P: I can’t jump! D: What do you mean you can’t jump? P: I’m trying! It’s not working!
D: What do you mean it’s not wo-
P: oh no. I’m so sorry cute rabbit
D: Is that what happens to a hedgehog if he doesn’t have any rings and it hits the spikes? P: I think so
D: Oh, God Sally is murdering all the female characters of Sonic P: Stop it! D: until she’s the only one left for Sonic’s sweet love Phil.
Dear God. P: I’m gonna press enter. Sega 666 to Jessica
P: It’s dead
D: This is actually- P: This is so weird
D: Incredibly disturbing P: right. D: in a way that I’ve appreciated. D: It was Act nine. P: line line act nine.
P: Oh My God, what is happening? Someone’s silhouette?
D: Sonic. P: uh-huh uh. D: Sonic, what ya doing there buddy? P: I can’t jump or anything. D: It’s getting darker
D: We’re playing as Sally now apparently. P: I know. Sally Sally, please help.
D: go on embrace him. P: I don’t want to, all the walls are closing in
D: Are they actually? P: yeah look! D:Touch them touch them go into the wall.
D: oh oh they’re closing. P: there’s no way out. D: Get away from him.
P: oh, please Sonic
Please don’t hurt us. D: Unless we consent
P: I’m gonna trying to stay in the middle of the box. Maybe that’s the key to survival
Both: Sonic my love my love. D:Oh they’re kissing.
D: oh my God. P: That was horrible
P: Right. D: What the fuck?
What the fuck was that?
P: I don’t know. D: what the fuck with that whole thing?
D: That was so fucked up. Did sonic actually kiss someone in the show?
P: I don’t know. D: Saucy hedgehog wow I need to get on that. P: Her eyes were sewn shut, it’s like that dream
I had about my mouth
D: Oh, oh wait a minute, Phil. Did you download this file onto the computer before we played five nights at Freddy’s?
P: Yes. D: It was listening, it knows, she had her eyes sewn shut because it heard us talking about your dream
P: I don’t think we can exit ever
It’s broken your computer. D: Mr.. Mr.. Crimson, please. P: can we leave task manager? D: cheeky task manager. End task!
P: Bye Sally. D: Sorry Sally, but y’all ain’t no match for
D: Did you just make a noise? P: I went OOeh! that’s my gangster sound, it’s when you gangster call OOeh
D: Okay, shout out to Phil for downloading another mysterious exe onto my desktop
P: I don’t think that was the best idea, but it was quite cool. I mean we learned some things D: that guy makes
Incredibly good things P: yeah. D: and I didn’t expect the sexual twist which I appreciate that is definitely
P: yeah, still mildly spooked though
D: And aroused. P: no stop talking about hedgehogs that way! D: Sorry.
P: So thumbs up if you want me to keep downloading mysterious files onto Dan’s computer.
D: Oh God the antivirus, it must begin now!
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