Match the Major to the Student | Lineup | Cut

Match the Major to the Student | Lineup | Cut


– What does a typical person
look like in your major? – Usually like snobby, stuck-up, white guys. (laughter) – I think you’re studying finance. (mischievous music) – [Announcer] Hello. – Oh, ‘sup? – [Announcer] What’s your name? – Jesse. – My name is Yana. – [Announcer] Did you go to college? – I got a business degree with a focus in information systems and operations and
supply chain management. – [Announcer] That sounds. – Riveting. – [Announcer] Yeah. Today, you’re gonna match major to person. You a little nervous? – Sure, yeah, a little nervous. – [Announcer] We’re gonna give you a list of all their majors, and
you’ll have to match them up. – I don’t know that I’m qualified to look at people and
assess what their major is. But yeah, no, I’ve taught
probably 600-plus students, so. I’ve just seen a lot of undergrads. – [Announcer] List of majors there, will you read those out loud? – Construction management. – Creative writing. Structural engineering. – Mortuary science. – That person’s probably dead inside. – Finance. (blows raspberry) – Electrical engineering. Airport management. – IT for cyber security, cool. So, like, a hacker. – [Announcer] You ready? – I think so. Hello, scholars. (giggling) – All right, come here, hello. – I’m Nicole. – Are you half-Asian?
– I am! – I am a half-Asian, too. You can always spot another half-Asian. – Half-Asian girl? – Yes, indeed.
– Cool. There’s a 50 percent chance
she’s mortuary sciences. Death just kind of emanates from you. – I’m going to cross off
mortuary sciences for you, ’cause I think that she’s
too lively for that. (laughter) I’m going with creative writing. – If there is an earthquake here, what do you imagine would be, like, the largest threat to our society? – Building life safety. Like, making sure that
everyone else is okay, ’cause not all structures
are gonna be okay. – Okay, you study construction management. – Sounds good.
– Okay. I hope I’m not wrong. I’m sorry if I am. – What do you like to do for fun? – Video games. – Video games? Okay, so nerdy. Nerdy, nerdy, airports. – Do you know what NASDAQ stands for? – No. – Okay, so I don’t
think you study finance. Are you more prone to writing or speaking? – Neither. – Neither, how do you
like to express yourself? – I do a lot of typing. – You type, but not write. – Yes. – It’s like a riddle. – Technology on the wrist. I’m gonna go with IT for cyber security. – I’m gonna say that you
do IT for cyber security. – Okay, thank you.
– Thank you. – Hands, one over each other in front of the private area, protecting himself. Nervous around humans. (laughter) But maybe not so nervous around computers. – I like the way you think. – What does that say? – Busy doing nothing. – Could be finance. (laughter) – Was your major hard to get into? – It was pretty hard to get into. – Is it your life’s passion? – Maybe not. – So, it’s something practical. – [Alex] Yeah. – I think Alex is studying
construction management. Strong builder’s hands, the
shoes are the most practical for walking around a site. – I think you’re a structural engineer. Nice to meet you.
– Thank you. – All right, so what do you think I do? – You’re wearing black. I feel like you have some
mortuary sciences energy. – Okay. – I actually dated somebody
that did, like, mortuary stuff. They’re not, like, dead inside. They’re, like, rowdy as fuck. – You gotta have enough
energy for two people. – Exactly, exactly! Okay, I think you study mortuary sciences. – All right, thank you. – Hey, Jesse. – Miguel. – Miguel, good to meet you. I dig the clothes. You got a cool necklace there. – I like your style a lot. You seem like a creative person. – You think so? – Based on looks alone, that
would be my first thought. Do you believe that the economy, like, there’s something we can do in the economy to make it more sustainable? – Definitely, yes.
– Like what? – A lot of things. – Can you name one? Okay, so I don’t think you study finance. – Yeah.
(laughter) – Can I ask you what your
expected salary might be out of college? – Don’t expect a lot. – Oh, my God. – [Announcer] What’s the
lowest-paying major on there? – I’m going with airport management. – Hello.
– Hello. – My name is Michelle. – Michelle, nice to meet you. Do you go to a big school or small school? – I go to a smaller school. – Are your studies more vocational? – Yes.
– Yeah, okay. – Right off the bat, I’m
thinking creative writing. – Okay. – You look like you love
reading Stephen King aloud. – What Stephen King book? – I don’t read. (laughter) – What is the average
income fresh out of college for your major? – Anywhere from, like,
$66 to $70,000 a year. – Okay, I’m going with
electrical engineering. – You go to a smaller school that is a vocational training program, and so I think you study
airport management. – All righty, thank you, Chan. – Thank you. – What do you do for fun? – I read a lot, I work. Kind of a boring person. – Kind of a boring person, like somebody who might major in airport management! (laughter) Got her! – Does it involve words? And language? – Kind of, yeah, I guess. – Okay, I think you study finance. – What does a typical person
look like in your major? – Male, white, stuck-up, snobby. – I think you’re studying finance. – I’m so convinced that your
major is airport management. – [Announcer] Now, then, awesome. – Thank you. – Come on over, colorful. What’s your real name? – Jake. – Jake, come here, come closer. Structural engineering is
what I have left for Jake, but let’s just play this game to see if I have screwed
myself anywhere else. So, Jake. – Yes. – Good at math? – Yes. – Yeah! (laughter) – Even though it’s the last one, construction management
makes sense for you. Your dad was a strong man. You didn’t grow up as tall
as he wanted you to grow, but you still had these shoes to fill. Your hands are too small
to do construction itself, but you can (laughter)
certainly manage those people. – Well, you have to be smart
to do construction management. You’d be, like, the guy I’d manage. (laughter) – If you weren’t a nice kid, dude, I don’t know if I’d like you. – [Announcer] How do
you think you did, Chan? – Not very well. I think I’m more likely to
be correct on this side. Okay, that’s like, their
faces are saying no. I don’t know, I think I
got at least two people. – [Announcer] Who did he guess correctly? – Oh, Jesus!
(laughter) – (laughing) Shoot! – Shit. Shits.
(laughter) Okay. – You did good, though. – I don’t care about
this guy, why this guy? (laughter) I only got him by process of elimination. – [Announcer] Let’s bring them forward and find out more about them. – Okay, let us, let us. What do you study? – I actually study structural engineering. You were really close! – Ah! Okay. – Is it always what you wanted to do? – Not exactly. I was really afraid of
earthquakes growing up, and so out of that sort of fear, I wanted to learn more about it and I actually really liked it. And so I’m actually in my master’s degree. A lot of people think I’m a
lot younger than that, and so. – It’s the half-Asian. – It is, we, no one can tell our age ever. – Finance is what you said. – I said finance? – You did. – I’m in IT. – You’re in IT?
– I am. Do I not look like
someone who would do that? – No, I think, I think that you look like somebody who could do that. – Why the cyber security side of it? – There’s some fun in
saving people’s things, and also, like, hacking
into people’s things. Safely, of course.
(laughter) – Are you happy with your program? – I am.
– Yeah. – I’m actually, like,
one of the minorities in my program, too, so it’s really cool to, like, be involved in this. – Alex, I told you that you
did construction management, and I was wrong. – Yeah. Electrical engineering. – Oh. I got schooled. – What’s the difference between
that and computer science? – Computer science is a lot of coding, and electrical engineering
mostly deals with circuits and robotics and things like that. – Hey. – I am your boring
airport management major. (laughing) – Okay, why? Why? – It’s mainly because every day isn’t exactly the same. When you’re dealing
with so many airplanes, so many different airliners
and, like, companies, everything’s changing. – That’s awesome. Well, I’m sorry for saying
airport management is boring. You changed my mind. I actually, think it’s, now,
it’s, like, very exciting. – All right, thanks. – I originally guessed you to be an airport management person, but you actually are a creative writer. – I am. – Do you think you fit the stereotype for a creative writer? – Not much, really. English is not my first language.
– First language? – So, it’s just not a thing
that people expect me to do. – Hello.
– Hello. So, you guessed me incorrectly. – Yeah. – I’m gonna be the mortician. – Okay. – Yeah. – I was, you know what, I
was gonna say, though, like, morticians are great
at doing their makeup. – I’ll take it as a compliment. – What drew you to it? – It’s a really cool blend of, like, humanitarian work, science,
small business management. And if I can grant people
some sort of tranquility when dealing with bereavement, then I totally want to do that. – Do you have any thoughts
about your own funeral? – Oh, totally. I want it to be a wake, I
want it to be a total party. And I want to be composted. That’s what I want to do with my body. – Oh, cool.
– Yeah. – Yeah, I want to be in, like, a pod that grows into a tree. – Sick!
– Yeah, yeah. – I’ll try and make that happen. – Thank you! – All right, let me know when you’re done. – Thank you. – Come on over. My finance girl. It wasn’t anything to
do with her appearance that made me guess finance, it was the way you painted the stereotype. – Yeah. – Do you like it, though? – No, I don’t. – Oh, why don’t you change? – I need money, and I’m too deep into it.
– Too far deep? – Yeah. But I really want to make money, so. – Okay.
– Yeah, that’s my motivator. – Yeah. – ‘Sup, bro? – What’s up, you piece of shit? (laughter) – Yeah, you got me right, though. – Yeah, yeah. – True on my dad’s story, too. My dad was a framer. I was always around
construction sites, and, like, I’d help around the site and everything and, like, pick up stuff.
– Cool, cool. Just following in the family footsteps. – [Announcer] What did
we learn today, Jesse? – That I think too highly of myself in terms of just, kind of
like, guessing ability. – Anybody can major in anything, and at the same time, like, your major doesn’t really say anything about you. We often major in things that
have nothing to do with us. It might be out of convenience
or, like, circumstance, but also might be
because we feel pressured to study things that we’re
not super-interested in, so. – [Announcer] Yeah. – Yeah. (applause)
Thank you, everybody! Thank you.

100 thoughts on “Match the Major to the Student | Lineup | Cut

  • November 29, 2019 at 2:10 am
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    Follow our guessers on insta!
    Chan @hellomingo
    Jesse @jessewarrenbruh
    Yana @yana.demeester

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  • November 29, 2019 at 11:21 pm
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    “See you when you’re done” OMFG what a power move

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  • November 29, 2019 at 11:25 pm
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    yana is clickbait for me at this point

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  • November 29, 2019 at 11:25 pm
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    I think I would’ve guessed the IT, Electrical Engineering, Creative Writing, Mortuary, & Finance majors based off of what they said & some of them dress.

    The CW major is just too easy to guess.
    The IT & Finance girls have some big hints into their major.
    Electrical Engineering I probably would’ve guessed based on stereotypes that he fits tbh.
    And the Mortuary girl I would’ve guessed based on looks as well based solely on the types of workers I see on YT. They’re always very bubbly people who dress very frilly & girly lmao

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  • November 29, 2019 at 11:27 pm
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    Why are there always so many racist people on here? Is it like a qualification to be on here? Non hetro and racist?

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  • November 29, 2019 at 11:33 pm
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    Me: Sees Yana
    Me: Clicks

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  • November 29, 2019 at 11:34 pm
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    "ok nerdy
    nerdy nerdy,,, airports"

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  • November 29, 2019 at 11:36 pm
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    Am I the only one thinking the guy at 0:28 looks and moves exactly like a Sim?

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  • November 29, 2019 at 11:38 pm
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    safely, of course.

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  • November 29, 2019 at 11:40 pm
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    Wish the majors was written somewhere on screen or somewhere I can could see them so I could've effectively guess with them. Also wish the wrong answers and right answers would've been written over each student to show what the guessers guessed right and wrong for each student. 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

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  • November 29, 2019 at 11:48 pm
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    jesse (the guesser in the blue shirt) gives me joji vibes

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  • November 29, 2019 at 11:56 pm
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    okay but jake was kinda cute, just me?

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  • November 29, 2019 at 11:59 pm
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    I knew that girl was a mortician from the beginning I'm proud of myself. You can see in her that she's the type to not be scared and be chill with death.

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  • November 30, 2019 at 12:10 am
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    Jakes handshake

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  • November 30, 2019 at 12:13 am
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    instrument to musician

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  • November 30, 2019 at 12:28 am
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    Half Asian rule is to identify as half Asian with another half Asian to make us a complete Asian

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  • November 30, 2019 at 12:32 am
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    What about arts major!

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  • November 30, 2019 at 12:35 am
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    I already knew the indian dude was an electrical engineering major 😂 Almost all the colleges in the USA are full of asians and indians. smh.

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  • November 30, 2019 at 12:47 am
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    jake was tryna shake her hand and she just said “okay come over” AHA

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  • November 30, 2019 at 12:59 am
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    that girl really said “see you when you are dead!” My hero… 😂😂😂

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  • November 30, 2019 at 1:02 am
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    I love how they immediately knew she half Asian 😂

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  • November 30, 2019 at 1:15 am
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    “Nervous around humans”

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  • November 30, 2019 at 1:19 am
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    Please do: Match the instrument, to the musician

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  • November 30, 2019 at 1:20 am
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    I would of guessed the mortician and the Creative writing major.

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  • November 30, 2019 at 1:26 am
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    Jesse lowkey looks like NRG Aceu

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  • November 30, 2019 at 1:32 am
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    She really said “you have to have enough energy for two people”

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  • November 30, 2019 at 1:35 am
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    That one guesser looks like kevjumba

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  • November 30, 2019 at 1:36 am
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    1:20 this is my first time looking at two half Asian girls standing together lolz quite a magical moment

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  • November 30, 2019 at 1:37 am
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    5:21 ouch that hurt.

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  • November 30, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    nothing from the arts? how boring

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  • November 30, 2019 at 1:43 am
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    Both of the half asian girls are stunning

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  • November 30, 2019 at 2:02 am
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    We just made a parody of this video!

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  • November 30, 2019 at 2:05 am
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    They all major in Student Debt.

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  • November 30, 2019 at 2:05 am
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    Try that I’m IT for Cybersecurity? I did want to know some secrets. I’d also like to publish them.

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  • November 30, 2019 at 2:11 am
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    why's everyone shitting on finance?

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  • November 30, 2019 at 2:34 am
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    I'm a simple man. I see Yana and I click.

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  • November 30, 2019 at 2:41 am
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    Hay this one's hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMRDWNoHq40

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  • November 30, 2019 at 2:48 am
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    Mortuary science girl is soooooooooo pretty!!!!! I would like her to be in lots of video

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  • November 30, 2019 at 2:48 am
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    For a moment I thought to myself that the mortician looked way too soft for her major but then I remembered that I major in Genocide Studies, cry about everything, and can’t really psychologically handle death, sooo….

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  • November 30, 2019 at 2:56 am
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    What did we learn today…the same thing 90% of society still can't grasp…."Don't judge a book by it's cover" and how people look does not define who they are. I expected nothing less from fully grown children to be honest. It is a high probability that this reply sections main topic will be about looks or stereotypes…nothing truly learned here today. hahaha

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  • November 30, 2019 at 2:57 am
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    I'm grade 11 and I cant decide what should I take or want in college is that normal?

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  • November 30, 2019 at 3:13 am
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    I love Jesse

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  • November 30, 2019 at 3:24 am
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    Try and guess my major

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  • November 30, 2019 at 3:25 am
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    School Sucks

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  • November 30, 2019 at 3:30 am
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    I want to be a mortician now so I can say see ya when you’re dead

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  • November 30, 2019 at 3:33 am
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    Ok am I the only or does the dude wearing the black shirt with see through sleeves kinda look like he is copying harry styles look??? If u know u know:)

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  • November 30, 2019 at 3:46 am
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    I have no idea how but I IMMEDIATELY knew which one wanted to be a mortician

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  • November 30, 2019 at 3:46 am
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    “ see you when your dead “ 😂

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  • November 30, 2019 at 3:53 am
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    The girl with short hair looks like Beverly from IT

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  • November 30, 2019 at 3:57 am
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    Do you breathe?
    Yes.
    Airport Management!

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  • November 30, 2019 at 4:00 am
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    It would be easier in India 😂

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  • November 30, 2019 at 4:00 am
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    Who’s the half Asian girl all the way to the left?

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  • November 30, 2019 at 4:02 am
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    Nerdy NERDY Airport 1:57

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  • November 30, 2019 at 4:07 am
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    I'm here for Yana and Yana only.

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  • November 30, 2019 at 4:10 am
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    Literally every major requires language tho

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  • November 30, 2019 at 4:15 am
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    I got half and I'm so proud of myself.

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  • November 30, 2019 at 4:16 am
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    There ain’t no music major I’m leaving 😎

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  • November 30, 2019 at 4:24 am
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    What’s the girls @ the girl in yellow asking for my dog

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  • November 30, 2019 at 4:26 am
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    yo that kid was obviously the creative writing major that grp is quirky and unique af

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  • November 30, 2019 at 4:26 am
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    Damn pour one out for my mans Jake. Homie got left hangin

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  • November 30, 2019 at 4:37 am
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    AIRPORT MANAGMENT? YOU SAID AIRPORT MANAGEMENT WAS THE LOWEST PAYING MAJOR WHEN FRIGGIN CREATIVE WRITING WAS ON THERE??? GURLLLL

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  • November 30, 2019 at 4:37 am
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    jesse is so funny.. he’s cool but also awkward, annoying but also hilarious. love the banter with last guy jake. 😂

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  • November 30, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    I really liked all the guessers in this round, they all seemed quite kind, funny and genuine

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  • November 30, 2019 at 4:39 am
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    How did he get from nerdy to airports?

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  • November 30, 2019 at 4:42 am
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    someone find the @ of the half asian chick please

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  • November 30, 2019 at 4:50 am
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    All the guessers are amazing

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  • November 30, 2019 at 4:51 am
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    why would she think airport management degrees dont make a lot out of college?! lmao smh

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  • November 30, 2019 at 4:52 am
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    The lady in the hijab is going to hate her life no matter how much she makes

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  • November 30, 2019 at 4:58 am
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    I saw the indian guy and i was like, bam, electrical engineering. if you're indian you're going to be forced into that lmao. speaking from experience

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  • November 30, 2019 at 5:10 am
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    Goddamn yellow dress half Asian girl is hot as fuck! Like damn girl

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  • November 30, 2019 at 5:16 am
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    Is Jesse also half Asian? Since he guessed the half Asian. And it’s true when you’re half Asian you notice the others

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  • November 30, 2019 at 5:16 am
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    How the heck did nobody guess the creative writer?

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  • November 30, 2019 at 5:16 am
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    My Spanish prof once guessed that I was creative writing.

    My major is computer science.

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  • November 30, 2019 at 5:17 am
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    Heck yeah. I love seeing and hearing about funeral service more. Let's get rid of the weird, creepy, decrepit vibe stereotypes. Death is just as normal as birth, and people who help bring humans in to the world are just as normal as those who help put us to rest.

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  • November 30, 2019 at 5:19 am
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    Them hating on finance is so dumb. Finance is kinda hard, business isn’t as easy as it seems. ALSO I MAY SAY I HAVE MET SO MANY STUCK UP SNOBS IN OTHER MAJORS OUTSIDE OF THE BUSINESS MAJORS

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  • November 30, 2019 at 5:19 am
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    idk why but Jake and the mortuary science major seemed really sweet, maybe it just because they’re both attractive though lol

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  • November 30, 2019 at 5:22 am
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    Nerdy nerdy…… AIRPORT!

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  • November 30, 2019 at 5:23 am
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    So is anyone going to talk about how the guy tried to play off getting blown off on his handshake at 5:21

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  • November 30, 2019 at 5:26 am
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    Do teacher to their subject next

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  • November 30, 2019 at 5:28 am
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    jesses so cute aw

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  • November 30, 2019 at 5:40 am
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    5:22 He played that off😂

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  • November 30, 2019 at 6:04 am
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    #Vybz Kartel Diss Aidonia and Masicka -Adiadking

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  • November 30, 2019 at 6:20 am
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    I just want to have the energy that miss yellow dress brings. Solid casting on their part. Also love that she’s explained why no one can tell how old I am!

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  • November 30, 2019 at 6:28 am
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    5:20 Yana did not have to do him like that LMFAO

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  • November 30, 2019 at 6:31 am
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    1:16 As a Half-Asian, I can confirm this is true

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  • November 30, 2019 at 6:38 am
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    5:22 I felt that one 😬

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  • November 30, 2019 at 6:40 am
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    @ Finance girl: I feel you, I also hated my finance major and was worried about changing it because I was too far in. I changed my major to management in my 8th semester! And now I’m graduating in my 9th! Anything is possible lol

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  • November 30, 2019 at 6:46 am
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    The girl in the yellow dress is soooooo cute!

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  • November 30, 2019 at 6:48 am
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    1 like = 1 handshake for jake

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  • November 30, 2019 at 6:49 am
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    Oh my god!!half asians are always pretty!!

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  • November 30, 2019 at 6:56 am
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    Guessed the mortician right off the bat!

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  • November 30, 2019 at 7:04 am
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    They really said that the girl with the hijab was in an airport management course😂

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  • November 30, 2019 at 7:15 am
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    “U were right abt the dad story”

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  • November 30, 2019 at 7:17 am
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    I feel like I would be so bad at this 😂😂

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  • November 30, 2019 at 7:30 am
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    Everyone is airport management

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  • November 30, 2019 at 7:37 am
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    The Indian guy 100% is an engineer

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  • November 30, 2019 at 7:38 am
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    Was that Indian guy wearing fake 270s?

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  • November 30, 2019 at 7:52 am
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    Jesse wow

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  • November 30, 2019 at 8:11 am
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    Aye don’t sleep on us Air Traffic Controllers.

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  • November 30, 2019 at 8:16 am
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    the dude in the navy shirt kinda looks like a chubby joji

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