If Videogames Were 13% More Realistic

If Videogames Were 13% More Realistic


Mario! Are you ok?
Why did you think catching a ride with a tornado wouldn’t kill you?
Oh Someone! call 911!
Huh, maybe a mute child who has never seen battle of any kind
isn’t the best candidate to go on a giant adventure.
Anyway, Im gonna go lay eggs in his brain.

Ms. Peach, was it?
Heard your last doctor told you to shove
as many pills into you as possible to get rid of the viruses.
That’s incredibly dangerous and unethical.
One pill every eight hours and thats it.
Tails – Hey guys! Ready for our next big adventure-
Oh Jesus Christ, No!
Sonic – What?
I’m a hedgehog! Hedgehogs are known to eat their young.
Sometimes.
It’s not weird.
The only one who’s weird is you for judging me.
Knuckles – Could you guys keep it down? I’m trying to lay an egg over here.
Ya know, Echidnas are one of the last
mammal species to lay eggs. We’re called “Monotreams”.
Tails – You guys are disgusting.
Now, excuse me while I spray musky urine over here to mark my territory,
Like a NORMAL person.

29 thoughts on “If Videogames Were 13% More Realistic

  • August 25, 2018 at 5:01 pm
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    If you love realism in games, you love Sonic eating his babies.

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  • August 26, 2019 at 7:59 am
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    If Sonic was more accurate, Tails would be eating Sonic!

    Huh, Neat.

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  • August 27, 2019 at 12:07 pm
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    When Luigi just casually skips World 2 level 3: AM I A JOKE TO YOU

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  • August 27, 2019 at 12:46 pm
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    This is 10,000% Too real…

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  • August 31, 2019 at 7:14 pm
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    It would cause 50%more crime

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  • September 4, 2019 at 10:34 pm
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    The question is, how does sonic have babies in the first place

    actually never mind i don’t want to know
    I know what this fandom can be like I DON’T WANNA KNOW

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  • September 8, 2019 at 8:26 pm
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    Male Echidnas lay eggs?

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  • September 12, 2019 at 12:52 am
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    Did anyone get a sega add for a minigenesis just now?

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  • September 14, 2019 at 3:40 pm
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    Technically Tails would feast on both Sonic and Knuckles since foxes are opportunistic hunters.

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  • September 16, 2019 at 7:10 pm
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    LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

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  • September 20, 2019 at 7:58 pm
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    This video better than ksivslogan fight

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  • September 21, 2019 at 8:15 pm
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    This gave me good times from the video game 0:20

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  • September 24, 2019 at 4:31 pm
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    1:15 what did you done ! There will be more disturbing m🤢🤢🤢🤢 fan arts , based on knuckles

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  • September 25, 2019 at 10:53 pm
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    0:58 classic Sonic manía baby

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  • September 27, 2019 at 4:56 am
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    As always, wonderful video!

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  • September 27, 2019 at 9:01 pm
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    It’s true. Knuckels is a
    Monotreme

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  • September 30, 2019 at 8:45 am
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    pee on this land like a normol person

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  • October 1, 2019 at 6:47 pm
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    I wanna see more baby hedgehogs

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  • October 5, 2019 at 8:05 pm
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    If the Mario part were actually realistic, the tornado picking Mario up would be a naturally-occurring dust devil rather than an actual tornado. Tornadoes appearing in actual deserts is an unlikely occurrence, and you normally can't summon deadly cyclones by tooting on a whistle you just found from a hidden mushroom house. Even then, it likely won't be strong enough to lift a small child like that let alone Mario's fatass.

    On that note, barring the above argument, Mario shouldn't have been able to play the correct melody on the first try. Dorkly actually made a parody about this outcome, so I'll keep things brief. His playing should be a cacophonous mess that either fails to summon anything or goes horribly wrong by either whisking him off to the wrong world or causing chaos in the one he's in.

    But even if you managed to handwave this stuff, forcing a tornado to appear, whether or not it kills you or takes you to the right place, has got to have some effect on the surrounding climate. Even so much as forcing the wind to change direction could have catastrophic consequences, as Game Theory's Austin mentions.

    So if you managed to (A) play the flute's melody on your first go despite having never heard it, (B) actually force a proper tornado to form in a desert and (C) it miraculously drops you off at World 9 (the Warp Zone) without absolutely wrecking your shit, then congrats! You just condemned every world you passed to such a dramatic shift in climate that the tornado you took there wasn't the only one you summoned by a long shot. But hey, you gotta save that princess, right?

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  • October 8, 2019 at 5:56 am
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    Wait didn't Sega know they eat there young so then Sonic is kinda a fast baby killer who save animal's

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  • October 10, 2019 at 8:00 pm
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    The voice from dorklys sonic bit will always remind me of sonic for hire…

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  • October 14, 2019 at 12:33 am
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    That felt kind of forced

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  • October 16, 2019 at 2:15 am
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    0:37
    That's a bottle, not a patient.

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  • October 21, 2019 at 8:05 pm
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    L I K E A N O R M A L P E R S O N

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  • October 23, 2019 at 6:45 pm
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    ALRIGHT BUDDY WHERE'D YOU GET 13% FROM? I WANNA SEE THE MATH.

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  • October 25, 2019 at 6:40 pm
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    Bill's actually foxes be everywhere not just in one area you're not even a human you're a fox can't you tell that don't you know

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  • October 25, 2019 at 6:41 pm
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    Arif oxtails tails you are a fox not a human

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  • October 26, 2019 at 10:46 pm
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    And Knuckles has a four headed dick too…

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  • October 30, 2019 at 1:14 pm
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    Echidnas and platypus are the only mammals that lay eggs (I think)

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