Mario! Are you ok?
Why did you think catching a ride with a tornado wouldn’t kill you?
Oh Someone! call 911!
Huh, maybe a mute child who has never seen battle of any kind
isn’t the best candidate to go on a giant adventure.
Anyway, Im gonna go lay eggs in his brain.
Ms. Peach, was it?
Heard your last doctor told you to shove
as many pills into you as possible to get rid of the viruses.
That’s incredibly dangerous and unethical.
One pill every eight hours and thats it.
Tails – Hey guys! Ready for our next big adventure-
Oh Jesus Christ, No!
Sonic – What?
I’m a hedgehog! Hedgehogs are known to eat their young.
It’s not weird.
The only one who’s weird is you for judging me.
Knuckles – Could you guys keep it down? I’m trying to lay an egg over here.
Ya know, Echidnas are one of the last
mammal species to lay eggs. We’re called “Monotreams”.
Tails – You guys are disgusting.
Now, excuse me while I spray musky urine over here to mark my territory,
Like a NORMAL person.