If Video Game Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads (Playstation X-Box Gamer Video Games Parody)

If Video Game Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads (Playstation X-Box Gamer Video Games Parody)


hi I’m Roger and I’d like to offer you a respite from your life do you like video games or failing that are you psychologically addicted to video games because we manufactured them with built-in reward systems designed to activate the pleasure centers in your brains great then you’ll love our new game there’s generally where I’d cut to some really impressive footage but we both know that any clips I show you won’t actually be in the game the video game footage we show in trailers and at gaming convention is in no way representative of the actual gameplay in the game itself it’s just an expensive little movie that you will never be able to play footage from the actual game is worse how worse buy the game and find out but before you do there’s something else I’d require you to buy you’re going to need a new video game system not just any video game system but a video game system that’s more or less like any video game system there’s Hortens reality escaping electric brick I know what you really want is the game I just talked about and I know you probably have a version of whorton’s reality escaping electric brand but you need the current one unless you’re fine playing five-year-old games that were designed specifically to fail after a certain amount of time will of course have a new electric brick coming out but that’s at least two years away so just buy this one now when it comes to graphics the ones on Hortons reality escaping electric brick sure are subjectively comparable to what you’d expect for whatever year it is it’s got a good amount of the major games you’d want plus some of our own some of the games are great most of them are alright but in general they’re all just mostly identical installments and one of the three types of video games that exists now but you know it’s still a perfectly acceptable way to escape the crushing truths of reality and hey if you don’t like games we got Netflix on this thing but you probably do like gay so here try this one it’s a zombie munching bloody things I’m told it’s exactly fine you can get it on your Playstation your Xbox or hey you why not try it on Orton’s brand electric break I’d show you some footage of people playing a game but I can’t because the games not ready yet it won’t be ready when you preorder it either and heck or hell if you prefer it won’t even be ready when you play it you see we learned a long time ago that we can make lots of new games or we can just keep charging you to download more of the same game assuming we call it bonus material or the DLC and we chose the latter option the option that requires less work on our part the only real innovation happening in games now is centered around sales we’ve got a team of dedicated researchers and scientists working round the clock to come up with new and exciting ways to take your money video games with subscriptions oh somebody thought of that early access that’s another one we found that we can take a game that is unfinished and you’ll still pay the full price for it so long as we call it early access you’re paying for the privilege of playing a broken game hello keep it up oh and you you too you also keep it uh keep on buying our video games and video game systems even though they’re all mostly identical because you pretty much have to and if you don’t know now you know I’m Roger I’m Roger like and subscribe to this channel what he’s still doing here it’s over

100 thoughts on “If Video Game Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads (Playstation X-Box Gamer Video Games Parody)

  • August 10, 2019 at 5:07 pm
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    I like the perspective you put things in.

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  • August 10, 2019 at 6:02 pm
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    About a quarter of this stuff is actually true. Some of it is subject to opinion, and the rest is just wrong for jokes

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  • August 10, 2019 at 6:30 pm
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    RSEB LOL

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  • August 10, 2019 at 6:35 pm
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    Nice vid…. But still cant wait to reap & tear😁

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  • August 10, 2019 at 6:36 pm
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    Downvote because this is not even funny haha

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  • August 10, 2019 at 6:50 pm
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    This is so true. Just look at all the dudes who buy the next shooter game even though they have a crap ton of them already played.

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  • August 10, 2019 at 7:51 pm
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    😹😹😹😹😹😹

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  • August 10, 2019 at 8:30 pm
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    Wow. This really woke me up. Thank you.

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  • August 10, 2019 at 8:40 pm
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    I feel like Neo waking up fromt the Matrix. Thank you Roger for waking me up to the truth of what I've been wasting 16 years of my life on 😥

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  • August 10, 2019 at 8:42 pm
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    I can't believe I wasted so much real money on CODE that i dont really own, that doesn't really exist.

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  • August 10, 2019 at 8:43 pm
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    true!!

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  • August 10, 2019 at 9:15 pm
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    FUCK reality, give me TWO of those Electric Bricks (I know those things just break)

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  • August 10, 2019 at 10:42 pm
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    Why did I immediately want a Nintendo switch after watching this lol.. all their games were finished twenty years ago

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  • August 10, 2019 at 11:19 pm
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    "cough" FIFA "cough" black ops

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  • August 10, 2019 at 11:22 pm
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    Electric brick

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  • August 10, 2019 at 11:34 pm
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    Sadly true ):

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  • August 10, 2019 at 11:36 pm
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    You can tell that whoever wrote this hasn't played a video game in their life

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  • August 11, 2019 at 2:08 am
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    Holy Toledo Batman! Cracked has a MANDELA EFFECTED dollar sign! I miss our old reality.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 2:23 am
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    gta v trailers are actually accurate

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  • August 11, 2019 at 2:27 am
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    PC Master Race!!!

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  • August 11, 2019 at 3:07 am
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    I just wanted to feed my Minecraft dog man! Just wanted to give him some steak… why Roger why

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  • August 11, 2019 at 4:13 am
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    I need this brick. Where can i get this?

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  • August 11, 2019 at 4:26 am
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    New Modern Warfare??

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  • August 11, 2019 at 4:40 am
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    The best part is everyone of you will still do whatever it is he sarcastically talks about in his videos in spite of a blatant warning saying your being scammed and robbed.
    The kicker, some of you thinks he’s seriously selling a product and your wondering why there’s no link so you google it to find out. 😃
    America and our capitalism. Yeah it’s awesome

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  • August 11, 2019 at 7:20 am
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    I admit it, I'm a gamer, have been one for years (when I was a kid Atari was "high tech"!) Can't play first person shooters anymore without getting a headache, but if you need a puzzle solved I'm your game girl ✊

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  • August 11, 2019 at 7:21 am
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    This is why I don't buy new videogames anymore. Gave it up long ago. Also, I noticed most of the newer games were too easy, and the only improvement was the graphics and sound, the games themselves weren't more fun or better designed etc. Most are too damned simple, all you need is the IQ of a chimpanzee and you're good. Remember gentlemen, you are not gamers, you aren't intelligent enough for that!

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  • August 11, 2019 at 7:26 am
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    I don’t get why people are mentioning PC gaming when it doesn’t change preordering, micro transactions, paid DLC, and unfinished games. This isn’t even including the whole mess with epic games buying exclusives and forcing people on their crap platform or the developers of shenmue 3 lying to their customers and back peddling to avoid having to give out refunds which would probably cost them a lot of money which in context they basically stole. Yup, idk it’s going to shit everywhere not just on consoles.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 7:39 am
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    This is what happened with MK 11 on the Switch! Micro-Transactions, not ready yet, and still not ready yet.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 8:41 am
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    Everybody: Dude if all of this stuff will damage me why don't I just try and eat things that actual are healthy

    Rodger: Healthy? Wheeze You must not know about the food industry. They process everything! Even the air you breath.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 8:46 am
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    And this, kids, is why we play indie games from small studios.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 9:25 am
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    Where can i get the Hortons electric brick

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  • August 11, 2019 at 10:50 am
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    make one about the fucked up education system in university and the tuition trap

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  • August 11, 2019 at 11:03 am
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    2:45 Paradox Interactive have left the chat

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  • August 11, 2019 at 11:11 am
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    Still playing games from 1980 on my potato

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  • August 11, 2019 at 11:41 am
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    Hi, Im Rodger, a crotchety, cynical old man who complains about everything under the sun…

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  • August 11, 2019 at 12:02 pm
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    Awww man the truth hurts 😂

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  • August 11, 2019 at 12:16 pm
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    this one cut me deep

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  • August 11, 2019 at 12:40 pm
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    "It's exactly fine."- IGN.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 3:00 pm
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    As someone who grew up with the what are now retro games and systems, it's really disheartening to see what became of the game industry. Oh well, such is usually the end result when you make a deal with the devil by going corporate.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 7:42 pm
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    This man is my spirit animal af. I picked up on this pattern after PS3 was over with. Dabbled with Xbox One a bit then sold it went to PC. Now I don't even play games anymore, I turned my gaming addiction into a money addiction.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 8:05 pm
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    Computer all the way 😂👌… Dont like consoles. Least i can play on both consoles. Many of us dont even know that 😂

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  • August 11, 2019 at 9:10 pm
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    3:00 EA Sports Fifa when they are designing every years game

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  • August 11, 2019 at 11:59 pm
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    Dont you date talk about video game retarded old man

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  • August 12, 2019 at 12:24 am
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    Fallout 76 ??!?!

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  • August 12, 2019 at 12:34 am
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    Dumbest shitt

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  • August 12, 2019 at 3:12 am
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    Quake champions early access

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  • August 12, 2019 at 3:16 am
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    IGN 9/10

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  • August 12, 2019 at 3:27 am
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    He didn't change my mind, lol. Games are fun. It's a business, for sure, but as consumers…face it, we're entertained.

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  • August 12, 2019 at 3:37 am
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    #ElectricBrickMasterrace

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  • August 12, 2019 at 4:45 am
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    In all things considered this channel is extremely nihilistic. Like, extraordinarily nihilistic. Though it points out seemingly obvious facts for the laymen to understand (which is great), it is nonetheless extremely depressing.

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  • August 12, 2019 at 5:27 am
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    Roger is like an honest EA CEO. On some levels…

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  • August 12, 2019 at 6:18 am
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    the reasons why i play my ps2 and wii still because i know all these other suckers are getting ripped up the ass and out the mouth for shit that will get them nowhere in life. ever…and hell…i have a job and a life…i dont really have time for games anyways

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  • August 12, 2019 at 6:30 am
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    If gta 5 was made by EA I'm sure in 2014 there would of been a trailer for gta 6 with a pre order of $60 5 years later… I'm I can't believe it's been 6 whole years since gta 5 been released still my favorite game gta 6 will hopefully be insanely better than gta 5 and the map may be way bigger and graphics undistninguisable from real life. It might be released in like 2 or 3 years since read dead is done. I will probably get it on a PC for better performance over console

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  • August 12, 2019 at 6:44 am
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    Just keeping my fingers crossed for chronicles of elyria

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  • August 12, 2019 at 7:56 am
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    Wow this EA in a nut shell

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  • August 12, 2019 at 8:25 am
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    Video game piraters have entered the chat

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  • August 12, 2019 at 8:27 am
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    I hate these videos they make me feel so guilty about everything hahahaha

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  • August 12, 2019 at 8:46 am
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    Is that brick just a monitor that is tippede down??

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  • August 12, 2019 at 8:54 am
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    I think the other honest ads are good and they are funny, but come on. I dont think you know enough about this one. The one thing that i do agree with is that games are released unfinished

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  • August 12, 2019 at 10:37 am
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    F*k all video game consoles,I’m camping outside of Best Buy on Black Friday for a wristband to be the first to own a Horton’s brand electric brick 4!!!!!

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  • August 12, 2019 at 11:32 am
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    well this is pure 100%truth

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  • August 12, 2019 at 12:38 pm
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    I want this old man to talk to me everyday

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  • August 12, 2019 at 1:50 pm
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    Roger, u didn't put a link for the Horton's electric brick games console in the description.

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  • August 12, 2019 at 1:59 pm
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    EA in a nutshell

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  • August 12, 2019 at 1:59 pm
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    This would be only video from youi disagree with. Don't support shitty companies and its ok:)

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  • August 12, 2019 at 2:02 pm
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    All i can think of when I hear all this is Microsoft with the micro soft penises in hand selling they're 150$ controllers.

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  • August 12, 2019 at 2:50 pm
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    "The only real innovation happening in games now is centered around sales!"…
    Holy shit, it's like these guys know what they're talking about

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  • August 12, 2019 at 3:15 pm
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    A lesson should be learned from this call of duty gammer's😂

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  • August 12, 2019 at 4:36 pm
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    huh he spent 2mins talking about why PCs are better

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  • August 12, 2019 at 5:06 pm
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    I paused because just without watching this, I know, as gamers myself, they're going to be brutally Honest so i say COME ON, BRING IT!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸👨

    Guys, here I go, watch my back!!!!
    👣👣👥👤👥

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  • August 12, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    Nintendo consoles: Roughly 6 years apart with different mechanics

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  • August 12, 2019 at 6:27 pm
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    Don't patronize me bitch

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  • August 12, 2019 at 7:29 pm
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    I enjoy video games. But this guy hit all the right points about what’s wrong with quite a few video games series and systems in general right now. Thank goodness for independents actually being the creative spirit behind innovation in the industry

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  • August 12, 2019 at 9:49 pm
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    This just crushed my soul

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  • August 12, 2019 at 9:55 pm
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    ea games, Activision, gearbox, those companies sucked your money through the bone, battlefield/ call of duty money reapers. And people it's so idiot to gave the money for mystery boxes all the time! U nailed this one. Now Bethesda, bioware are in the same money reapers path. Playing video games use to be fun in the past because they game a very complete story and so many options to play through the game, now every achievement in the game is for sale. Since when video games turn into a fucking casino?, like gambling now this days!!

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  • August 12, 2019 at 10:06 pm
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    EA Games
    Challenge your wallet

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  • August 12, 2019 at 11:01 pm
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    If video game ads were honest then they would tell us that they are trying to commit mass shootings

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  • August 12, 2019 at 11:14 pm
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    Because no matter how many times gamers get burned, they just can't stand the thought of waiting for a game that is already available to play, so they buy it as soon as it's available to purchase. They can't stand the thought of being on the outside looking in. Game makers use that psychology against you, to take advantage of you. They are literally playing you, and you let them.

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  • August 13, 2019 at 12:00 am
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    That scene from Uncharted 4 IS in the game!

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  • August 13, 2019 at 12:31 am
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    I think EA and Bethesda liked his ideas. lmao

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  • August 13, 2019 at 12:57 am
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    OH MY GOD! Where can I buy my very own REEB today?!?!

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  • August 13, 2019 at 1:43 am
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    I just pre-ordered 2k20. Hold im ill be right back

    Gonna go cancel it

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  • August 13, 2019 at 2:16 am
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    I wonder d @bohemiainteractive watched this

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  • August 13, 2019 at 2:41 am
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    I find it funny that no one in the comments seems to mention the first 20 seconds of the video

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  • August 13, 2019 at 3:24 am
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    Pc master race

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  • August 13, 2019 at 3:47 am
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    You think we are all so susceptible

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  • August 13, 2019 at 4:27 am
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    I miss Cracked

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  • August 13, 2019 at 5:40 am
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    everyone blames the game companies but its the gamers that are the retards. hell, i would take advantage of you too if i could

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  • August 13, 2019 at 6:01 am
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    You can avoid most of that. Just be smart.

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  • August 13, 2019 at 8:23 am
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    His name should be Frank!😝

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  • August 13, 2019 at 12:50 pm
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    question: Who buys a game when is free on https://pirateproxy.wtf/ =)) seriosly now, wtf?!

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  • August 13, 2019 at 1:18 pm
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    Early access, unfinished game, pay full price for the broken game? Hmm… That remindes me something. Oh yeah, it's called PUBG!

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  • August 13, 2019 at 1:26 pm
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    EA – UBISOFT

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  • August 13, 2019 at 3:37 pm
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    Yes! Keep em coming

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  • August 13, 2019 at 4:06 pm
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    Does anyone else understand the first sentence he utters in this video?

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  • August 13, 2019 at 7:44 pm
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    Todd howard? Is that you?

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  • August 13, 2019 at 9:29 pm
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    G

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  • August 13, 2019 at 9:31 pm
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    this guy is just amazing. what's he up to now days?

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  • August 13, 2019 at 11:39 pm
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    I love video games!!!
    I love commenting on videos!!!
    I wish commenting on videos was a video game!!!!!!

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