How The Dark Knight Rises Should Have Ended – Bonus Scene

How The Dark Knight Rises Should Have Ended – Bonus Scene


Gotham is yours… none shall interfere.
Do what you please.
We can- We can do whatever we
want?
Of course!
Can we take the bomb your holding us hostage with and send it 6 miles out on a boat?
Nooo! You can do anything but that.
Can we know who has the trigger?
No.
Can we fix all bridges you blew up?
Can we have our cops back?
No, you are all still my hostages.
I’m just giving you back your city.
And letting out all these criminals… It’s a great plan!
Trust me, you will thank me for this.
Are you gonna blow up the city or not?
Of course I am.
Well what does letting out a bunch of
angry inmates accomplish?
It’s– we’re taking back the city.
Gotham..
We’ll survive!
So you’re not going to blow us up?
No, listen. You guys are the ones that
will make me blow it up.
Ok, you’re kind of ruining my speech here.
Well you said do as you please but you won’t let us get rid of the bomb.
Instead you want us to let out a bunch of
angry criminals when there’s no cops around.
I’m starting to think this guy
doesn’t have our best interest in mind here.
Do you even live in this city?
You guys.. the letter from the Commissioner.
How do we even know he wrote that?
Where’s the proof?
You guys really don’t trust me.
You killed the mayor!
Well then what’s it going to take, huh?
Getting rid of this bomb? Will that make you happy?
Yeah that sounds good.
Ok fine. We’ll get rid of the bomb.
Alright fellas, radio the trucks.
We are moving the bomb.
Woo I’m glad he’s reasonable. That worked out pretty good I guess…
Ok Ok Ok.. I can’t keep it up, I’m sorry. I was just kidding.
No the bomb stays.
Ahhhh! Whatever!

100 thoughts on “How The Dark Knight Rises Should Have Ended – Bonus Scene

  • April 10, 2016 at 11:55 am
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    that is the part i dont understand
    bane let out all the criminal and lock them in Gotham and then sets a bomb that will blow up the city. Why will the criminal not do anything to stop him?

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  • April 18, 2016 at 4:31 am
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    So, you're not going to blow us up.. LMAO

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  • April 21, 2016 at 10:07 am
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    Really, what would releasing a bunch of inmates accomplish??

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  • April 24, 2016 at 4:39 pm
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    This how I am when I'm stuck doing homework

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  • April 25, 2016 at 1:35 am
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    He's like trump

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  • April 25, 2016 at 2:20 pm
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    IM STARTING TO THINK THIS GUY DOESNT HAVE OUR BEST INTEREST IN MIND!!!

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  • April 25, 2016 at 2:20 pm
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    IM STARTING TO THINK THIS GUY DOESNT HAVE OUR BEST INTEREST IN MIND!!!

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  • May 6, 2016 at 10:05 pm
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    I'll show this video to anyone who thought Bane's actions were justified. (Yep, there are some people who actually defended him as a character. Sheesh…)

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  • May 10, 2016 at 9:21 pm
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    Batman Begins… Takes Viagra… The Dark Knight Rises… The End.

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  • May 11, 2016 at 10:23 am
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    This is great video, THANK YOU HISHE At the end Bane:"Ok. Ok I was just kidding the bomb stays here." The People: "You suck dude!!" That was great!!!

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  • May 12, 2016 at 8:20 pm
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    Even Bane released the transcript of his Wall Street speeches, and Hillary…? Still nothing!

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  • May 15, 2016 at 9:26 am
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    i lied! muwahahahahahahaha

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  • May 16, 2016 at 1:36 pm
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    worse video

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  • June 9, 2016 at 1:05 am
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    Batman"i cannot brain, i has the dumb. You know why? Because i'm batman!!"

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  • July 5, 2016 at 9:32 pm
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    Wow , those people are bomb maniacs

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  • July 6, 2016 at 7:03 am
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    This is probably my favorite HISHE so far.

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  • August 5, 2016 at 2:33 am
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    Daniel Baxter was every person complaining 🙁 still his voices are so funny hahaha

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  • August 5, 2016 at 2:38 am
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    Wait how does bane eat or drink with his mouth covered
    😵

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  • August 23, 2016 at 11:55 pm
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    The speech is hilarious

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  • September 5, 2016 at 10:28 pm
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    hi

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  • October 8, 2016 at 11:54 am
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    How turbo should have ended or the fast snail

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  • November 7, 2016 at 9:57 am
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    This was awesome but I was still hoping to hear "I'm Batman" in the end, from batman. Batman is life.
    I AM BATMANNN

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  • December 11, 2016 at 1:37 pm
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    imagine asking trump these questions before he became president.

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  • December 11, 2016 at 10:54 pm
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    HOW THE FUCK DOES HE EAT 😂

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  • January 21, 2017 at 2:24 am
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    Did we just elect Bane as president?

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  • January 23, 2017 at 8:14 am
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    "

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  • January 24, 2017 at 11:09 am
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    best leader ever

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  • February 4, 2017 at 12:48 pm
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    Aka trump's inauguration speech…

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  • February 5, 2017 at 5:03 pm
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    But they didn't know the bomb was going to explode after all…

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  • February 19, 2017 at 1:28 pm
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    I mean, why didn't the countrie's army invade Gotham since they are technically rebelling against the country. That's like people having a revolution in New York, and trying to make it autonomous and the US government not using its vast army to take the city back.

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  • March 31, 2017 at 11:01 pm
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    "You killed the mayor!"

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  • April 2, 2017 at 1:55 am
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    This was how Trump got elected as president.

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  • April 9, 2017 at 11:05 pm
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    They really nailed this one 🙂 Great stuff

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  • April 28, 2017 at 7:31 am
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    imagin if this scene was in the movie

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  • May 7, 2017 at 4:47 pm
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    If Tom Hardy saw this…

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  • May 18, 2017 at 3:34 am
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    Why didn't they just shoot Bane in the face?

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  • June 7, 2017 at 10:37 am
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    BANE MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!!

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  • June 10, 2017 at 9:30 pm
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    BECAUSE IM BaTMAN

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  • June 24, 2017 at 5:29 am
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    What about no. I am bane jr

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  • July 7, 2017 at 9:37 pm
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    This movie is lazy as hell

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  • July 24, 2017 at 9:41 am
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    Bane Spicer in the house.

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  • July 27, 2017 at 7:27 pm
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    Do as you please?

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  • July 29, 2017 at 8:56 am
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    "YOU KILLED THE MAYOR"- did the mayor do ANYTHING in that movie but go on TV, to Lobe's funeral, Harvey Dent's memorial/funeral and a football (or rugby if you're also British) match?! He was useless and relaxed and burnt to a crisp now days!

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  • August 15, 2017 at 8:31 pm
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    This is HILARIOUS I love you hishe

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  • August 24, 2017 at 8:33 pm
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    This is like a Trump press conference

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  • August 28, 2017 at 12:35 am
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    Listen you guys are gonna make me blow it up

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  • August 28, 2017 at 12:56 am
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    This was so brilliantly scripted I laugh every time I watch it and marvel at the level intelligence and levity that went into this video so good 😊

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  • September 14, 2017 at 5:46 pm
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    This would have been a much better ending.

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  • October 30, 2017 at 1:12 am
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    thisis the best funniest hishe like ever….hahaha i'm crying wathing this over and over again…

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  • November 20, 2017 at 3:35 am
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    You should do overwatch how it should if ended

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  • November 23, 2017 at 5:00 am
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    "But like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver."

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  • November 27, 2017 at 6:34 pm
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    Batman is awsome

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  • December 11, 2017 at 7:42 am
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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  • December 13, 2017 at 7:42 am
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    you guys really dont trust me HAHAHHAHAHAHA 😀

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  • January 26, 2018 at 7:50 pm
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    Worst movie ever

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  • January 29, 2018 at 2:31 am
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    Eh, this made more sense in A Tale of Two Cities anyway.

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  • January 30, 2018 at 1:51 am
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    Is it possible to make a HISHE with just bane fighting batman please? I love bane and would be interested in seeing your bane and batman versions facing off and as a fan of dr who too, having a dalek in there would be cool! Just a suggestion! 🙂

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  • February 20, 2018 at 9:19 pm
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    Hahahaha! "How do we even know he wrote that"

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  • February 22, 2018 at 2:02 am
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    Love it!!

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  • February 25, 2018 at 10:01 am
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    Lol…. Y didn't they ask him😂😂

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  • February 25, 2018 at 11:43 pm
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    This is why I didn't like the movie. Everyone praised but I honestly didn't understand the plot or the motives.

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  • April 8, 2018 at 7:52 pm
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    Because I’m Batman!

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  • April 10, 2018 at 7:04 am
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    Epik

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  • April 11, 2018 at 2:05 pm
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    Obama speach……?

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  • April 17, 2018 at 10:48 pm
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • May 25, 2018 at 4:01 pm
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    A Bernie Sanders rally. XD

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  • June 25, 2018 at 3:12 pm
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    Where were you guys when they made the movie?

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  • June 26, 2018 at 12:59 pm
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    How Bane can be stopped call the reporters they will stop him 😂😂😂😂

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  • June 30, 2018 at 12:44 pm
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    I loved it….BECAUSE IM BATMAN

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  • June 30, 2018 at 9:23 pm
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    "How do we even know he wrote that?" hahahahahahahaha

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  • July 1, 2018 at 8:59 am
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    "I'm glad he is reasonable" xD

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  • July 5, 2018 at 5:08 am
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    U hate DC universe

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  • July 6, 2018 at 3:17 am
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    Bane has all the answers.

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  • July 10, 2018 at 1:17 am
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    O F C O U R S H

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  • July 12, 2018 at 1:39 am
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    Lol to bad we don’t have many good reporters like these any more!🤣

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  • July 14, 2018 at 7:40 pm
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    Cool man you know why? BECAUSE IM BATMAN

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  • July 14, 2018 at 7:40 pm
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    !!!!

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  • July 25, 2018 at 10:40 pm
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    Bak bu en iyisiydi 😀

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  • August 15, 2018 at 4:40 am
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    This is so good! So good!

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  • August 17, 2018 at 3:24 am
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    Can you guys actually imagine this happening 😭😭😭

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  • August 20, 2018 at 11:46 pm
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    Civilian: why did you change your mind.
    Bane: becuause you think darkness is you ally i was born in it moulded by it i by the time i saw the light i was a man and it was only blinding

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  • September 22, 2018 at 1:02 am
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    I laughed way more than I should have. That was good.

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  • October 15, 2018 at 2:06 am
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    More like an alternate HISHE.

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  • December 5, 2018 at 6:17 pm
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    "You diseased maniac."

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  • December 12, 2018 at 8:03 pm
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    bane: we're taking back the city so I can blow it up anyway.

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  • February 5, 2019 at 10:03 am
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    1:16 what's Krillin doing in Gotham?

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  • February 17, 2019 at 6:24 am
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    Overrated movie

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  • March 11, 2019 at 8:46 am
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    2019

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  • April 24, 2019 at 6:35 pm
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    awesome😊👍

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  • April 29, 2019 at 2:10 am
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    Because

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  • May 25, 2019 at 8:46 pm
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    The bent pinky finger is missing…

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  • May 31, 2019 at 12:09 pm
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    Gordon's letter: I lied 🙂
    Brilliant!

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  • June 2, 2019 at 9:17 pm
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    Unfortunately this movie ruin the trilogy. Its horrible

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  • June 13, 2019 at 7:14 pm
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    « I LIED 🙁 Sorry, Gordon »

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  • July 3, 2019 at 1:12 am
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    “You killed the MAYor!”

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  • July 11, 2019 at 4:03 am
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    Funniest thing I've seen in a while

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  • July 16, 2019 at 5:50 pm
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    0:55 Bane is Trump confirmed

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  • August 1, 2019 at 4:02 pm
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    It’s funny how this entire video is just Daniel Baxter talking to himself

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